GFY = Go Fuck Yourself
GFYSYSMF = GFY + You Stupid M%$&@ F@#$(*
IPTF = I Pity The Fool
TPTF = T Pities The Fool
Originally Posted by Terminal Addict
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STYBWO - Stitch that ya bastard, we're offski. (from a TV series called Rab C Nesbitt)
In space, no one can smell your fart.
MILF - Mum I'd like to F*ck
GILF - Gran I'd like to F*ck
HFFA - Hot from far away
FUGLY - F*cking ugly / face ugly
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Edited to list them alphabetically
AFAICT As far as I can tell
AFAIK As far as I know
AIUI As I understand it
AYBABTU All your base are belong to us
BFD Big farking deal
BFEG Big farking evil grin
BOHICA Bend over here it comes again
BTDT Been there done that
BTDT Been there, done that
BTTH Butt to the head
DFTT Don't feed the trolls
DNDK Don't know, don't care
DQMOT Don't quote me on this
EG Evil Grin
EOD End of discussion
FATM From arse to mouth
FOAD Fark off and die... (Waves to virago)
FUBAR Farked up beyond all recognition
FUD Fear, uncertainty and doubt
FWIW For what it's worth
GMTA Great minds think alike
HAND Have a nice day
HTH Hope this helps... Happy to help
IIANM if I am not mistaken
IKYABWAI I know you are but what am I
IMNSHO In my not so humble opinion
IOW In other words
IRL In real life
ISTM It seems to me
ISTR I seem to recall
JK Just kidding
MYOB Mind your own business
NFW No farking way
OMFG Oh my farking god
OTL Out to lunch
OTOH On the other hand
OTOH On the other hand
OTTOMH Off the top of my head
PFY Pimply faced youth
PITA Pain in the ass
PKB Pot kettle black
POS Piece of shit
PWNED Owned
ROTFLMFAO Rolling on the floor laughing my farking arse off
SAFTK Step away from the keyboard
SCNR Sorry, could not resist
SHID Slaps head in disgust
SMC Suck my cock
SMD Suck my dick
SMH Shaking my head
SMLSFB So many losers, so few bullets
SNAFU Situation normal all farked up
SOB Son of bitch
SOL Shit out of luck
SUS Stupid user syndrome
SWMBO She who must be obeyed
TIA Thanks in advance
TMI Too much information
WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
YHBT You have been trolled
ZOMG Zoh my god
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Add another that would seem appropriate
TLDNR.. Too long did not read
and one I just learned today
LBFM.. Little brown forking machines (for use in those exotic spots such as Bangkok)
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
I have been on the internet for years and years now,(Telecom dial up was at $2.50 PH when I first hooked up at a speed of 33kbps) and my favorite over the years has gotta be...
..ROTFPMSL Rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing...its just a classic...
KFC = Kan't Fucking Spell
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
There are a lot of good Nesbitt clips on youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nrmcxa1yBec&feature=related
IANAM = I am not a Mechanic
IANAL = I am not a Lawyer
Cant forget this one ,always comes in handy
GTFO- Get the fuck out![]()
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