Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
The cult of Chuck!
I loved the one about the Cowboy boots
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on - not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
While he may not need a windshield - he can have one if he wants (or two as in this case).
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Norfland Crew
When the Boogey man goes to sleep.
He looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
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