Only in Aussie and his name had to be Bruce

[Dodger]

Drunk Falls Off Bridge Slams Firetruck Faceplants Ground

A drunk was talked out of jumping and just as they brought out a fire truck to lower him down he slipped and slammed into the firetruck and face-planted on the ground. Good thing the firetruck broke his fall!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=498712

[sunhuntin]

im amazed he survived. looked like his head took the full impact of the fire engine.