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    Jim's Religious Ravings.

    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Hehe love it!

    This: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=2925 has been my profile picture for God know's how long now!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Thanx for the laugh (well... in my case, the smile), Jim.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    A sniper Jesus would be great, we'd have direct evidence of the existence of God, all the bad people would be dead, and things would be crystal clear.

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    That's the problem with the younger generation. I bet the old Gods are muttering about this...."Huh, in my day we made do with thunderbolts..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    . I bet the old Gods are muttering about this...."Huh, in my day we made do with thunderbolts..."
    There is NO WAY I would mess with a god who had thunderbolts. They beat a sniper rifle I'm afraid.
    Jesus 0, Pagan gods 1.



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    Boom, and indeed TISH!

    On the subject of devine waponry, we have to have this:

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    Hallelujah!

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    I prefer these Thunderbolts.

    Nothing like old school vengeance to keep the church-goers in line.

    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Yay! Another plane-spotter thead...
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    Plane-spotting is serious religion!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Plane-spotting is serious religion!
    Amen !!!!! ....
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    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    That's a pretty fucking big sniper rifle that!

    I thought the A-10s were called Warthogs - but I guess that is not quite as aweinspiring!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    That's a pretty fucking big sniper rifle that!

    I thought the A-10s were called Warthogs - but I guess that is not quite as aweinspiring!
    Warthog is a Colloquialism. Their "official" appellation is "Thunderbolt II".
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