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    Dog for sale

    Sales pitch

    Dog For Sale
    *Free to good home.
    *Excellent guard dog.
    *Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
    *Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.
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    The dog looks a little on the skinny side mate.

    Good luck with ya sale.

    Lemme know if the mastif comes up for sale could be interested then.
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    looks like it could feed a family of 12-18....anything more than 18 and it would be spread too thin.......oh wait thats not a cow FTW
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    Does he come with a saddle ???
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    She used to take that dog to parties where she was required to take her own liquor, Well, so I was told! John.

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    Awww this ones cute too...

    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Sales pitch

    Dog For Sale
    *Free to good home.
    *Excellent guard dog.
    *Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
    *Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.

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    Crap, that is a scary dog. Now I'm interested in how they got him like that and any side effects.
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