Sales pitch
Dog For Sale
*Free to good home.
*Excellent guard dog.
*Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.
Sales pitch
Dog For Sale
*Free to good home.
*Excellent guard dog.
*Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
The dog looks a little on the skinny side mate.
Good luck with ya sale.
Lemme know if the mastif comes up for sale could be interested then.
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looks like it could feed a family of 12-18....anything more than 18 and it would be spread too thin.......oh wait thats not a cow FTW![]()
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Does he come with a saddle ???
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She used to take that dog to parties where she was required to take her own liquor,Well, so I was told!
John.
Crap, that is a scary dog. Now I'm interested in how they got him like that and any side effects.
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