My luck is changing!!!

[Tank]

Man, I just can't believe it, things are really on the up-and-up!!!
I've just found out that I've inheritted a shit-load of money and the Chief Auditor To The President wants to send me an ATM card that will allow me to draw USD $6.2 million from any ATM in the world.

And to think, up until today I couldn't get more than $200 from some machines.

Anyway, mustn't dilly dally, I have to send all of my personal details off to these nice people so that I can start spending!!!

LOL - is that the letter where they say this is to say sorry to all the people in the world for all the Nigerian scammers - here is a ATM card from the president?

[Al]

Wow, and here I thought that I was specially lucky!

phew, we are all going to be so rich and mine is also coming from some loooooooong lost relative who has karked-it and I am in line to get millions of $ from the estate!

Gee whizz, we are so lucky to be chosen as the recipiants.


Fuggem all

Al

[idb]

LOL - is that the letter where they say this is to say sorry to all the people in the world for all the Nigerian scammers - here is a ATM card from the president?

No, some mysterious unknown long-lost relly has died.

Yippee!!!!...I mean, I miss him/her so much it hurts............................................. .................................................. .............yippee!!!

[woodybee]

You get crazier, and listen here sucker.

If anyonw is oging to win big bucks then its me, I tell you me.

I missed putting my dosh on the lotto by 2 mins today, so kept the ticket as I reckon its a lucky one. Bout time too.....Oooo that glass ceiling in my lounge that looks down onto my collection of motorbikes and my New EType Beacham Jag is just around the corner.........hmmm the smell of being rich is wafting around me.