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    Why you dont leave a 4 year old alone.

    Take a tray of used sump oil. Add to it a white van,a paint roller and a 4 year old boy.
    Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.
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    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    When I was a lil whipper snaper.

    I watched my grandad sanding a deck chair, " asked why you doing that gradad"? "to get it smooth son " he replied.

    Made perfect sense to think this would work on everything to a 4 year old.

    Dad just got a new group a vl commy.. though it would be a good idea to make it " smooth" for him. well errr you get the picture. it wasnt exactly wet and dry either.
    " yah trick yah "


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    Just like the add on tv with the kid sandpapering the car. What can ya do except have a chucke...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DingoZ View Post
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    Just like the add on tv with the kid sandpapering the car. What can ya do except have a chucke...
    Hey thats copying my story.. I never seen this add lol?
    " yah trick yah "


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    Certainally bound to stop any rust!

    Hehehehehehehe.... Crappy job cleaning oil on concrete though.

    Good luck

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    When I was about 5 my dad got a brand new red Corolla...needless to say that within weeks of getting it two things happened, first it got a coat of primer grey all over the side, and then not long after it was parked in a friends driveway and I released the handbrake then jumped out the car to see it roll down the drive and get the door taken out by the letterbox...(brick fences are not too forgiving on car doors).


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    He missed a bit. Make him do it again.
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    Sure,......blame the kid
    (ya probably were pissed while doing an oil change, staggered, and spilled the oil), fess up big guy.

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    Its an improvement.....you can add at least another $1k, if its for sale?

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    "Happy Birthday Daddy. I painted your van."

    If you ask me this sort of talent should be encouraged. Might come in handy in your business.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    my 2 year old painted the dog blue ..............

    ..ie you shouldn't leave PAINT lying around, either
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    He won't make a painter. Far too many runs!

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    filling up the tank of Dads mustang with the hose for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Take a tray of used sump oil. Add to it a white van,a paint roller and a 4 year old boy.
    Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.
    am looking for a new right hand man... thanks for the pic CV!... he's hired


    what a ride so far!!!!

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    I got a new BMX bike was bout 8 flydown the rather long and steep drive to show dad how good it could do skids. Forgot you had to back pedal in all the excitement ran flat out in the the side of his new 14 foot alli boat landed in the back of it there was also a nice big dent in it an some paint missing. hurt like fuck cryed like a little baby.
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