just had to do it!

**Lucyloo** · 22nd December 2004, 13:20

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Hmm a potential success story already!!! Well I've leave it up to you two to arrange your first date!!!

What sort of commission are you charging for this service?

**Riff Raff** · 22nd December 2004, 13:30

Originally Posted by Lucyloo

What sort of commission are you charging for this service?

First one free, then the usual clause of firstborn child thereafter etc.

**Lucyloo** · 22nd December 2004, 14:00

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

First one free, then the usual clause of firstborn child thereafter etc.

It's a deal!

**Jamezo** · 22nd December 2004, 14:08

Originally Posted by White trash

Fuck running.

I'm in fantastic physical condition without any exorcise and any woman would be glad to have me......Wouldn't they?

hell yes, there's nothing quite like a spot of demonic possession to send the ladies wild with priapic lust...

**Slipstream** · 22nd December 2004, 15:16

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

First one free, then the usual clause of firstborn child thereafter etc.

Does that include the firstborn child that's already born....hmmm. A holiday sounds good

**Hooks** · 22nd December 2004, 15:50

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

First one free, then the usual clause of firstborn child thereafter etc.

Sign me up too !!

..... um can I pay in advance ????

... I have another 3 going spare for those who wish to get in on this action ......

If you need a description of me let me know ..... I can run if the beer is free and cooking I do without supervision ... all I need is a woman who can lean into the corners and hold a decent back-beat !! ...

**ajturbo** · 22nd December 2004, 17:53

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

First one free, then the usual clause of firstborn child thereafter etc.

told luke and he said ok...he seems to like you

so when do you want to take delivery?
do you proof of the date or will you take MY word .....
all you women know that men don't lie!! :sly:

**ajturbo** · 22nd December 2004, 17:56

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Does that include the firstborn child that's already born....hmmm. A holiday sounds good

hey SS... why don't we send our lot (kids) off to the hitcher (he sounds like a nice man) and .......... :sneaky2: :sly:

?

**ajturbo** · 22nd December 2004, 21:02

my leggs hurt......

i need someone to massage them

oowwwwwwccchhh!

**Hitcher** · 22nd December 2004, 21:14

Originally Posted by ajturbo

hey SS... why don't we send our lot (kids) off to the hitcher (he sounds like a nice man) and...

Hey yeah! I love kids. Preferably deep fried...

**soundbeltfarm** · 22nd December 2004, 21:21

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Running is great and so is riding a push bike and swimming.

Good luck with getting rid of the gutt and firming and toning your body. No matter how fit I have been, I haven't unlocked the secret to getting a 6 pack yet... other than the once you get from the liquor store.

bugger the 6 pack mate i got me a keg.
and why would i run to try and lose the most expensive thing i own.
cost me a lot of money and drinking to get this gut.