Bloody brain fade

[FROSTY:Me]

-- Details changed to hide the eeejuts.
A "mum" and her "daughter" were out shopping for chrissy pressies last night at the local multi story mall.
Coming out of the mall with the prezzies and their helmets ( mums a real bad driver) They were stunned to find their "car" missing.
HORROR SHOCK OMG NO etc etc.
The police were called and "mum " duely described the missing "car"
Police were a a touch perplexed when they asked --You mean Just like the one 2 floors below us in the "car" only carpark space.
Said "daughter " is telling all of her mates all about it.
Wanted -duct tape -large strip for baby bikies mouth

Also a certain ZXR400 riding person spent awhile telling a story about an evening of motorcycle mayhem recently. How this guy was riding like a lunatic and it wasn't even his bike . -and it wasn't even his bike. --Little did he realise he was talking to the owner of said bike
Hmm Aff Man --don't sweat it -Baby B knew how I'd be riding her bike

[Devil]

-- Details changed to hide the eeejuts.
A "mum" and her "daughter" were out shopping for chrissy pressies last night at the local multi story mall.
Coming out of the mall with the prezzies and their helmets ( mums a real bad driver) They were stunned to find their "car" missing.
HORROR SHOCK OMG NO etc etc.
The police were called and "mum " duely described the missing "car"
Police were a a touch perplexed when they asked --You mean Just like the one 2 floors below us in the "car" only carpark space.
Said "daughter " is telling all of her mates all about it.
Wanted -duct tape -large strip for baby bikies mouth

Aaaahahahahaha. I started panicking one night after having been parked in the Sky City carpark and not being able to find my car when I came back. I took note of the level number, but there were like 3 levels numbered as Level 4! Gah took like 20 minutes of wandering around with my remote trying to set the alarm off so I could find it!

[vifferman]

Aaaahahahahaha. I started panicking one night after having been parked in the Sky City carpark and not being able to find my car when I came back. I took note of the level number, but there were like 3 levels numbered as Level 4! Gah took like 20 minutes of wandering around with my remote trying to set the alarm off so I could find it!

Sounds Eggs Zachary like my experience with losing my wife's car in the Downtown carpark a couple of years ago. Took 20 minutes of increasing panic and paranoia. I knew where the thing was (or thought I did), but do ya think I could find it?!?

[Riff Raff]

Hmm - people always ask me why I've got this bloody big roof rack tray thing on my wagon that I very rarely use - well it's so I can spot it easily in a car park, thus avoiding aforementioned loss of pride moments. I feel the extra fuel expense is totally justified.

[Hitcher]

Reminds me of a conversation overheard whilst walking around the Auckland zoo:

"Ooh look! Is that the elephant that died, or another one?"

[Motu]

We never had trouble finding our big yellow XC Coon S/W.

My daughter once returned to find her car missing,so went to the Police to report it stolen,they asked what sort of car it was - a Lada she said...the cop smiled and said...I don't think it's been stolen,let's check the impounded vehicles.It had been a tow away...she was a bit shocked when the cop laughed.

[Marmoot]

Reminds me of a conversation overheard whilst walking around the Auckland zoo:

"Ooh look! Is that the elephant that died, or another one?"

Now that is ridiculous...I mean, how can u tell? All elephants look the same

[Ghost Lemur]

My daughter once returned to find her car missing,so went to the Police to report it stolen,they asked what sort of car it was - a Lada she said...the cop smiled and said...I don't think it's been stolen,let's check the impounded vehicles.It had been a tow away...she was a bit shocked when the cop laughed.

Dunno where that cop got his information, I know of at least two lada's that disappeared from their respective owners only to be parked somewhere different the next morning. I hear they're particularly easy to get into and start with a fork... Not that a mate and I would have every done anything so bad as to pinch someone's car to go visit girls in the wopwops only to return it a few hours later and park it round the block from where we got it.