Just about started a girl-on-girl rumble today!

**Number One** · 29th August 2008, 22:10

Originally Posted by Trudes

Oh fuck!! So did I!!! No wonder we are such good friends!!

I had a "special friend" in 3 or 4 of the shops my mum used to regularly shop at. One used to take me to the smoko room and feed me chocolate biscuits and have tea with me, another used to take me up and down for ages in the elevator (you know the old ones with the funny doors that you had to close, they had a person who operated that!) and another that used to rig the mechanical horse outside for me to ride. Those were the days eh!

I'm sure we were separated at birth...

**Maha** · 29th August 2008, 22:11

Originally Posted by Number One

I'm sure we were separated at birth...

For good reason..........

**CB ARGH** · 29th August 2008, 22:53

I lost you at the thought of a girl on girl "rumble"...

Stupid bitch, it sucks when people do this sort of thing. Good on ya for making a stand! Big ups!

**slowpoke** · 29th August 2008, 23:24

Jesus, of all the disgusting, vile, abhorrent, degrading, torturous, inhumane things going on in the world today....and you guys get this worked up over a car park? I'm not saying the parker was in the right but it's just a parking space, get it in perspective.

(sits back and waits for the flood of red, thereby proving that perspective is indeed rarer than bacon at a barmitzvah)

**FJRider** · 30th August 2008, 02:22

Originally Posted by Number One

I'm sure we were separated at birth...

That bloody syrup jar has spilt again...

**Trudes** · 30th August 2008, 07:38

nah, she just likes the way I smell, and I like her cute bum.

**Number One** · 30th August 2008, 09:21

Originally Posted by CB ARGH

I lost you at the thought of a girl on girl "rumble"...

Would it help if I were to tell you we were greased up, wearing bikinis and are both professional undie models

Originally Posted by slowpoke

Jesus, of all the disgusting, vile, abhorrent, degrading, torturous, inhumane things going on in the world today....and you guys get this worked up over a car park? I'm not saying the parker was in the right but it's just a parking space, get it in perspective.

(sits back and waits for the flood of red, thereby proving that perspective is indeed rarer than bacon at a barmitzvah)

sorry to disappoint....worked up? Doubt it...I don't dwell on things I have a go at the time (thereby getting it out of my system) and then have a giggle about it all afterwards

Originally Posted by Trudes

nah, she just likes the way I smell, and I like her cute bum.

You do smell noice

as for my cute bum...stop checking out my four years botty!

**FJRider** · 30th August 2008, 22:11

Originally Posted by Number One

Would it help if I were to tell you we were greased up, wearing bikinis and are both professional undie models

You do smell noice

as for my cute bum...stop checking out my four years botty!

I was going to ask for pic's... but maybe... ("more information than I need" ???)

**mstriumph** · 1st September 2008, 12:08

Originally Posted by FJRider

Some things never change...

the rest of us REFRAINED from saying that !!

**Lias** · 1st September 2008, 13:58

Originally Posted by Mom

apparently I must spread myself...

Maha says your quite good at spreading

**Skyryder** · 15th February 2009, 20:40

A supermarket bag shoved deep up the exhaust. Just do it queitly and walk away.

Skyyrder

**NewRob** · 15th February 2009, 21:25

Good on you. I have see many peolpe do this type of things when I take my wife and kids out. We all must stand up to this matters. Cheers

**Number One** · 16th February 2009, 07:49

Lotsa thread dredging going on at the moment!

Haven't had cause to do this again recently. Probably just as well because I might've ripped off their head and shat in their neck in my current stressed state

**thecharmed01** · 24th June 2009, 23:48

Originally Posted by Jez

not allowed to use those harnesses because apparently its child abuse ... my mother told me stories of old ladies having a go at her for wlaking me round town like i was a dog ... how close to the truth they were

also i couldnt find any to buy in new zealand, so i got the mother-in-law to send one over from Japan ... yet to have a child hit by anything harder than a brother/sister :cheer:

How are they illegal? Baby Factory sell em, same with Farmers, Baby Star and The Warehouse LOL
I just bought one for my son as he learnt to walk at 9mths and is a pain at taking off.....

Good on you Number One, but next time, write down her rego and pop into the managers office, they will happily get a towie out to remove the offending car.
Towies tend to turn up pretty quick, and it works even better if you park across the back of her, get out and lock your car before you head inside.
That way she cant leave, and the towie is guaranteed to get some money out of her so you guarantee she will have to pay!

(I know as we own a tow company here in Wellington LMAO)