Just about started a girl-on-girl rumble today!

[scracha]

To be honest I choose to do my shopping while all you bastards are at work purely so I don't have to share the isles with you....sounding lots like the guy I tore balls off of at the zoo the other day who didn't approve of all the little kiddies making a bit of noise.

Oh don't get me started about noisy kids in restaurants, high streets etc. Whatever happened to "speak until you're spoken too" and "children should be seen and not heard" etc etc?

What's up grumpy bugger not had a shag in a while?

Yeah...farkin customer rung up and left me no time for my morning shag.

BTW I don't qualify for the parks but don't begrudge the use of them by ones who are

Meh...bah humbug.

[Insanity_rules]

When my two were littlies they had not long come out with those Parents with kids parks at the supermarket. First time I ever used one (legally of course) I had only just stepped my first foot out of the car and some feminist nazi biarch came striding over to me and started to swear loudly at me for parking there. I didn't utter a word to her but pointed to the back seat where my two under threes were in their car seats. I doubt she was expecting to see Dad out shopping with the kids on a weekday. I calmly pointed out that my Miss 2 and a half had heard EVERY foul name she had just called me and I did not appreciate her jumping to conclusions and abusing me.

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

[Number One]

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

Good effing job! Note to all - always be sure person really guilty of that which you accuse them before making a feminist nazi twat biarch of ones self

[scracha]

I calmly pointed out that my Miss 2 and a half had heard EVERY foul name she had just called me and I did not appreciate her jumping to conclusions and abusing me.

She sheepishly apologised and slunk off.

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

[Number One]

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

YOU da man scracha - high five

[scracha]

YOU da man scracha - high five

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence

2) She was asking for it

3) She fucking deserved it

[Number One]

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence

2) She was asking for it

3) She fucking deserved it

I'm just imagining you all 'Jake the Mussed up'...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Berries]

Now I know the laws in Scotland but I'm not sure what applies here?

1) It was self defence
2) She was asking for it
3) She fucking deserved it

There is a fourth one but it is only available when you are outside Scotland-

1) It was self defence
2) She was asking for it
3) She fucking deserved it
4) She was a ginger

[Insanity_rules]

I'd have smacked her one in self defence.

If it weren't for the fact both my little darlings were watching! And she was more of a man than I am so I wouldn't have felt guilty!