flyingcrocodile46's joke thread

[Number One]

Congratulations on giving me an excuse to finally hand out some red.

They say people will find humour in anything and everything...with personal experience in this particular topic - I can assure you there is nothing funny or amusing about these jokes unless you're a sick fuck that is....

[Number One]

Damn I am outta bling and well I just can't red you enough.

As for your pathetic excuse for an argument as to why you feel so 'comfortable' about posting this shite on a public forum and how you don't feel insecure and how you do see the funny side...as I said in the last reply to you on another tastless contribution you really must be a sick fuck!

I really do hope you or someone you love are never in the position where you realise just how fucking rank and stupid your argument and 'apparent' defense of this and some of the other jokes you've posted up last night is.

As for saying you wouldn't be a victim for the rest of your life...spoken like a truly fortunate 'non victim'...good for you ya insensitive ass!


Welcome to my ignore list...ooo another thing to congratulate you on...never felt the need to ignore anyone...NOT EVEN DIPSHIT OR KATMAN!

[Taz]

Your last name Fritzl mate?

[Coyote]

Another womans perspective...When was the last time you choked on a clit that was trying to sneak it's way past YOUR tonsils?

Just saying...

I reckon my nose could get broken...

[Jiminy]

Soooooo, where are the jokes?

[gunnyrob]

Oops, wrong thread!

[imdying]

Awesome jokes, more more!