SpermVampire

[manuboy]

Okay.

Ride an SV. Damn fine pony.

Like to follow Vifferman and have a cewl nickname for the partner (vifferbabe).

After much consideration we have two options.

1) SexyVeeBabe

2) SpermVampire

yeah good aye .... you guys come up with anything better? Keep it least as clean as i have! Prefer the words to play on the SV thing ...

[dangerous]

Man................ stub that ferking hooter out, and go to bed

[thehollowmen]

me? if I get one of those V-stroms I'm re-badging it to "Hellstrom" ... I've got my reasons...

SV hmm .. stealth vehicle? shizzle-vibes?

how about sly (or smooth) vanguard? *evil grin*
For those that aren't in the know vanguard was the foremost position... and I know you like to be in frount

Are we allowed to rename bikes?

[Hitcher]

SultryVixen
SportyVolestrangler
ShamelessVirgin
SerialVamp
SpottyVase
SilentVibe
SpawnValhalla
SloppyVagina
SquirrelValise
SilkyVaccine
SlideValve
SpecialValue

How many more do you want??

[Posh Tourer :P]

I'm going to plagiarise a little....

SilkyVibes
SmoothVoltaire
SweetVindication
SubtlyVicious
SubterraneanVole
SubmarineViewfinder
SpikedVoltage

Or how about

SixVoltelectrics

[Artifice]

SlowVehicle

[idb]

SomewhatVague
SaVeloy

[What?]

StahlVille? Could be just what you need to tighten your nuts...

[manuboy]

Man................ stub that ferking hooter out, and go to bed

He's right ya know kids. Don't drink / smoke and post. It's bad!

me? if I get one of those V-stroms I'm re-badging it to "Hellstrom" ... I've got my reasons...

..... nooooooooo! not looking to name the bike! i mean i like it in all but i hope i never even entertain the thought of calling the bike 'spermvampire'... jees!

Thanks for all the other suggestions - some top of line stuff (and some not so great, but then look what i'm askin).

After much debate, the partner has decided that Jacqui will do nicely...

P.S Good one artiface! Sing along with me... _{negative rep}... ^{negative rep}!

[vifferman]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

But it wouldn't be polite to call your woman that, especially if she found out.
What about "manugirl"? It'd stop those KBers who call you that from doing so.
Anyway - I thought we agreed on SexyVeeBabe?

[manuboy]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

But it wouldn't be polite to call your woman that, especially if she found out.
What about "manugirl"? It'd stop those KBers who call you that from doing so.
Anyway - I thought we agreed on SexyVeeBabe?

We did... it was the alcomahol. I swear it! SexyVeeBabe...

p.s izzat a real word? succubus? dictionary.com here i come...

[Artifice]

negative rep? im on an even zero... and i do just enough to stay there.

[Hitcher]

Well, another name for "sperm vampire" is succubus.

That's stretching it a bit. The term "succubus" technically involves sexual intercourse, as does its gender opposite "incubus". In your dreams...

While William Jefferson Clinton believed that fellatio and "sexual relations" were not one and the same, there is some justifiable debate over the validity of this belief.

[manuboy]

That's stretching it a bit. The term "succubus" technically involves sexual intercourse, as does its gender opposite "incubus". In your dreams...

While William Jefferson Clinton believed that fellatio and "sexual relations" were not one and the same, there is some justifiable debate over the validity of this belief.

No wonder Vifferman uses the forum! What are the chances he'll ever get to write "succubus" in any of his manuals?

"To import your Kamikaze^tm data, click on the Succubus option under the file menu ... "

[Yokai]

"To import your Kamikaze^tm data, click on the Succubus option under the file menu ... "

Tee hee:

Or possibly:

Welcome to your new Billing software. This release, codenamed Incubus, will seduce your female customers into using more heat and therefore wearing less clothes, but spending more money. This is a great improvement over our previous release (Succubus) which unfortunately gave us Ugly Naked Guy. We apologise for that and have put in place a health plan to have any cataracts you may have suffered as a result removed.