Come fly with me

[Laava]

An oldie but a goodie…..





A man sitting at a bar at Sydney International Airport noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.



He thought to himself: 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?'



Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan: 'Love to fly and it shows?'



She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself: 'Damn, she doesn't work for Delta.'



A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, 'Something special in the air?'



She gave him the same confused look.



He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: 'Smooth as Silk.'



This time the woman turned to him and said, 'What the f.... do you want?'



The man smiled, slumped back in his chair and said 'Ahhhhh, Air New Zealand..!'

[Mikkel]

Must say I've found the service on AirNZ flights pretty darn good. And they got real people working as flight attendees - not just young pretty things on high heels - which is rather refreshing.

You don't wanna fly Lufthansa - lemme tell ya!