Not all cops are arseholes

[MIXONE]

That theory goes out the window down here matey!.
"First up best dressed" - it could be the Youth Aid sheila in the yellow and black just as much as the Traffic guy in the CIB car.

Cool now I now I'll be able to outrun you cause you'll be the guy on the 10 speed.
Well you obviously spend so much time in bed you'll definately be last up.

[madbikeboy]

Cool now I now I'll be able to outrun you cause you'll be the guy on the 10 speed.
Well you obviously spend so much time in bed you'll definately be last up.

Don't hassle poor old ScumDog, he has to ride a harley, his life is hard enough.

It was interesting, i got the impression that the young cop looked at me and went "old plonker" in his mind. I think if I had of been 18, it would have been a different story...

[road king]

i get let off heaps, im alwase doing 110-120 on my way to work, cops usualy just flash there headlights. was doing 130 one time passing a truck, mufti cop coming other way smiled and waved.

the best one tho was when i was doing 80 in a 50 zone about 11 o'clock sat night on my restricted licence. this cop pulls me over, checks my licence, wof, rego, ect. comes back from his car and gives me this big speel abot how im outside my hours and the fines would add up to close to a grand and how i wold get shit loads of demerits. then he tells me to take it easy around town and sends me on my way. as he walked away he added "your just lucky i have a soft spot for bikes"

[scumdog]

i get let off heaps, im alwase doing 110-120 on my way to work, cops usualy just flash there headlights. was doing 130 one time passing a truck, mufti cop coming other way smiled and waved.

the best one tho was when i was doing 80 in a 50 zone about 11 o'clock sat night on my restricted licence. this cop pulls me over, checks my licence, wof, rego, ect. comes back from his car and gives me this big speel abot how im outside my hours and the fines would add up to close to a grand and how i wold get shit loads of demerits. then he tells me to take it easy around town and sends me on my way. as he walked away he added "your just lucky i have a soft spot for bikes"

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!

[road king]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!

shite my bad... fckn cops not doing there job and wasting my time ect ect

[McJim]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

Otherwise somebody will red-rep ye!

Pah! you don't know what you're talkin' about mate - you bin on the booze again?

Well that's me dissed a copper for the day - I've met my quota

[Rollestonchick]

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

[Rollestonchick]

hey Madbikeboy, does your alfa cage, look like this, inside? was trying to work out what you meant by selespeed transmission

[scumdog]

Pah! you don't know what you're talkin' about mate - you bin on the booze again?

Well that's me dissed a copper for the day - I've met my quota

Well that's you ferked ya Glaswegian eedjit, nae more free drinks fur yoo ye Eytie riding gormless twat!!!!

[Gareth51]

Great story. I got stopped by a smiley faced lady cop last year and she was so charming that I felt happy to get my ticket and fine.

Well it was a bit like pissing yourself. The nice warm feeling soon turned into an uncomfortable one.

Had the same recently,was putty in her paws,even thought, thankyou for pulling me over and giving me this ticket to remember you by
Then thought#####Demerit points

[CB ARGH]

Well that's your get out of jail free card gone, better keep your ass clean from now on.

Pak'n Save have great deals at the moment on toilet paper if you have any trouble keeping clean.

[FJRider]

THAT sort of comment will get you nowhere on KB, a general rant about what a lot of lying pedantic revenue-gatherers is more in keeping with KB...

Its ALL the company you keep... look at the class(post counts) of the poster's in this thread... We know you're just a big pussy cat....

[sincity]

I guess I'm one of the lucky ones, my best mate is in the local police force and he and some of his fellow work mates come to join us for our weekly sprints and burnoffs. They are a great bunch to have on your side, especially when your doing more than 55mph.

[sels1]

This is NOT the shit that KB drongos like - ya gotta slag the pigs, dis the shit out of them eh?

So...nice and relaxed after your holiday SD?

[scumdog]

So...nice and relaxed after your holiday SD?

Hell yeah Sel - and so disappointed at the lack-lustre perfomance of the 'bash the pigs' KB members.

Could be up your way next week though....and drum up some enthusiasm.