Mk II - Speak ONLY in song LYRICS.

[Laava]

Mr Hanky the xmas poo
he loves me and I love you

[tate35]

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side
Rainbow's are visions
They're only illusions

[MisterD]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away-
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

[buellbabe]

Oh you get me ready in your 56 chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandy lion sun scorching,
Like a glass of cold lemonade
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills

Where is my John Wayne
Where is my prairie song
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the cowboys gone

I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer
Where is my Marlboro man
Where is his shiny gun
Where is my lonely ranger
Where have all the cowboys gone
Yippee aw, yippee yea

[HenryDorsetCase]

beat on the brat
beat on the brat
beat on the brat
with a baseball bat


oh yeah.....

[RiderInBlack]

On the road again,(Willy Nellson)

Moving out (Bill Joel)

Where ever I lay my hat,
That is home.

[Sellout]

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Loving you...

Spit on your hand and stroke my...

[Hitcher]

We all need a love resurrection
Just a little divine intervention

[Laava]

Wam bam sweet poontang!

[buellbabe]

And if she asks you why, you can tell her that I told you
That I’m tired of castles in the air.
I’ve got a dream I want the world to share
And castle walls just lead me to despair.

Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky,
A dream come true, I’ll live there till I die.
I’m asking you to say my last goodbye.
The love we knew ain’t worth another try.

[mashman]

And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually

[Hitcher]

Circle in the sand
'Round and 'round
Never ending love is what we've found
And you complete the heart of me
Our love is all we need
Circle in the sand

[ManDownUnder]

You're moving in circles, won't you dilate
Baby try
Hey girl, move a little closer
'Cause, you're

Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy
Hush hush

[idb]

Eye sit here by myself
And you know eye love it
You know eye don't want someone
To come pay a visit

Eye wanna be by myself
Eye came in this world alone
Me myself eye

Eye want to go to China
And to see Japan
Eye'd like to sail the oceans
Before the seas run dry

Eye wanna go by myself
Eye've just room enough for one
Me myself eye

[chrisso]

''I read today
in the Entertainment section
theres room at the top
for private detection
but your Mum and Dad it just doesnt matter
but its either that
or pay off the Kidnappers''


Neil Young 'Ambulance Blues'