The 12 Days Of Xmas KB Styles

[Slipstream]

On the first day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a bike with 1000cc’s

On the second day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the third day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the fourth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the fifth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the sixth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

six ways of paying*,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the seventh day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the eighth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying, fiiiiiiiiiive pissstoooon riiiiiiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the ninth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the tenth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the eleventh day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a pair of boots with piping, some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming,

six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves and a bike with 1000cc’s

On the twelveth day of Christmas a bike salesman got for me,

a total price that’s numbing…sigh… A pair of boots with piping, some leathers for keeping, nine young girls glancing, some older dealers bilking, a big red switch for dimming, six ways of paying,

fiiiiiiiiiive pissstooon riiiiiiiiings.

A helmet with words, a brighter headlight lens, two kevlar gloves aaAAANNnnd a biiiiiiiiiike with 1000 c c’sss

*Cash, Cheque, Credit, AMEX, H/P, Vouchers

[onearmedbandit]

Typical dealer, 5 piston rings?? I mean, WTF??!!

[Al]

Slipstream, is this a not-so-subtle hint to old Santa?

Al

[Storm]

You dont ask, you dont get!!!

[Skunk]

Good one

[Hitcher]

And what, exactly, is a "bilking"?

[jrandom]

*I* think appropriate credits for those involved in said creative endeavour are lacking.

bilk tr.v. bilked, bilk·ing, bilks
1. To defraud, cheat, or swindle: made millions bilking wealthy clients on motorcycle sales.

[Hitcher]

bilk tr.v. bilked, bilk·ing, bilks
1. To defraud, cheat, or swindle: made millions bilking wealthy clients on motorcycle sales.

Oh. That's OK then. I thought it may have been some obscene act involving South Africans and beef jerky...

[Coyote]

Now thats christmas spirit

[vifferman]

Very good, Mr (scrolls down to have a look) Slipstream.

Christmas came early then - I've already got the kevlar glubs! Santa was really smart knowing that's what I really really wanted!

Now bring on the nine young girls dancing......

[jrandom]

Very good, Mr (scrolls down to have a look) Slipstream.

Slipstream's not a Mr.

Although you could be forgiven for making that mistake, for another few weeks at least...

[vifferman]

Slipstream's not a Mr.

Oh crap!

Sorry, Ms Slipstream. My bad!

And I'm not even pissed yet....

[riffer]

You know Lena, your talent is absolutely wasted in Accounting.

Well done.

[Wellyman]

Nice one slipstream.

[NC]

I need to get a bike salesman...(never seen a hot one, myself) *cackles*
Sounds like he's good at handing out gifts