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    What's in a name. The men's names

    The Men's Names

    Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
    Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
    Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
    Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
    Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
    Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
    Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
    Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
    Arnold - loser.
    Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
    Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is has a small pecker.
    Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
    Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.
    Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
    Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
    Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
    Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
    Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
    Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
    Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
    Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
    Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
    Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
    Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
    Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.
    Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
    Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
    Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
    Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
    Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
    Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
    Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
    Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
    Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
    Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
    Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
    Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
    Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
    Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
    Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
    Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
    David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
    Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
    Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
    Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
    Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
    Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
    Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
    Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
    Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
    Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
    Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.
    Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
    Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
    Elliott - full of himself.
    Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
    Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
    Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
    Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
    Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
    Fred - wants to rule the world. Loves women
    Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
    Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
    Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
    Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
    Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
    George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
    Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
    Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
    Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
    Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
    Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
    Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
    Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
    Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
    Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.
    Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
    Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
    Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
    Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
    Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.
    Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
    Jamie – is the worlds greatest, has no equals.
    James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.
    Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally
    and has lots of mirrors.
    Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
    Jeff - really ugly.
    Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
    Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
    Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
    Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
    Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
    Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
    Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
    Joel - arse.
    John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
    Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
    Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit. Looks in the mirrror too much.
    Josh - full of himself, fun.
    Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
    Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
    Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
    Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
    Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
    Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
    Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
    Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
    Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
    Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
    Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
    Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
    Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
    Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
    Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
    Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
    Luke - seems to be sweet.
    Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
    Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
    Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
    Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
    Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
    Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like
    to work too hard. Sexual deviant
    Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
    Murray - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
    Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
    Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
    Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
    only on his own.
    Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
    Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
    Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
    Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
    Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
    Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
    Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to fuck poodles.
    Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
    Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
    Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
    Rod - constantly watches porn.
    Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
    Roy - total loser and computer genius.
    Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
    Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
    Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
    Sam - wannabe sex machine.
    Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick but is well hung.
    Scott - has serious disabilities. likes water sports
    Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
    Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
    Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
    Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
    Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
    Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
    Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
    Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
    Toby - best blow ever.
    Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
    Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
    Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
    Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
    Troy - cute and popular.
    Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
    Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
    Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
    Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
    William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
    Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeliemonsta View Post
    Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAHHAHA HAHA!!!!!
    oh it hurts! Mwhahahahahahhahahhhahaaaaaahhahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeliemonsta View Post
    James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.

    Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.

    John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAHHAHA HAHA!!!!!
    oh it hurts! Mwhahahahahahhahahhhahaaaaaahhahaha!
    Oh yes indeed
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Imagine my disappointment. There was nothing there for either "Hitcher" or "Sir".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Imagine my disappointment. There was nothing there for either "Hitcher" or "Sir".
    One suspects that there is compensation enough in that list for you anyway...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
    Gah....Quiet and sweet....that is so untrue!!!!!....Gets beaten up all the time??? Do they know my wife?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Oh yes indeed
    I think I'm gonna choke if I don't stop laughing....


    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Imagine my disappointment. There was nothing there for either "Hitcher" or "Sir".
    ...but I know the truth!


    Funnily enough, the description of my beloved is almost true as a whole, except for one small (but vital) detail in the end of the sentence...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    These are more apt than the womens' names list

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeliemonsta View Post
    Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
    What nonsense.

    I'd never dream of sticking a root vegetable up my nose.
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    waa

    hmm, yes thats accurate... perhaps i should change my name

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    hmm, yes thats accurate... perhaps i should change my name
    Awwwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    hmm, yes thats accurate... perhaps i should change my name
    Good lord.



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    Hah!!! I'm cute. So there.

    Nevermind the rest of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeliemonsta View Post
    Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.
    Crickey....not too far off at all.....
    Drew for Prime Minister!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeliemonsta View Post
    Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
    .
    I'm not short or stout!!




    Who makes up this bullshit anyway...this is a fricken bikers site for F#@ks sake!!! arn't we ment to be all regular hard arse's!! defying the law and socially respectful morals!!
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