And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Ouch ingrown facial hairs....get those somewhere else occasionally when I haven't exfoliated enough...nasty!
As for my arse peopleI can assure you it is as sooth as a babies one and blemish free...just a few scars from a nasty dog bite I got as a youngun.
Haven't ever had a zit on my bum I don't think...pretty sure I'd prefer them there rather than on my face as I don't go without pants in publicwell not that much anyway
Note to self: Must buy some helmet inner cleaner.
Hey on another note...
i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt' when it occured to me that lotsa people assumed it was a pimple on my arse that I was gonna tell yal about YET they still opened up and read the thread![]()
Dirty perves all of ya!![]()
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
that happened to a mate of mine, turned out to be an ingrown hair. he left it for a few weeks thinking it would go away. by the time he went to the doctor it was straight to the hospital and they had to cut so much flesh out of his arse it wasnt funny (well it was for us but you know) he had months of the nurse visiting him to "repack" his second arsehole. funny as all fuck but a total pain in the ass for him.
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Why do you think all us older riders have grey wiskers, no irritation, and a natural neck warmer. Also cuts down on wind noise and the other reason......ask her...
Zits from riding? yeap, in the summer only, from wearing all the gear all the time, makes you sweat a bit, nussance after a hard days work and have to ride home grubby, damb things zits. But I visit a lovely lady now and again who has a zit fetish!!! I dont mind.....at all!![]()
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Oh bugger
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