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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    That's why I have a beard, not as a fashion statement, but because of bloody ingrown whiskers, particularly on my neck
    Interesting. If I get ingrown whiskers I have to shave mine off...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Interesting. If I get ingrown whiskers I have to shave mine off...
    If I DO shave, I get the bastards!
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    Ouch ingrown facial hairs....get those somewhere else occasionally when I haven't exfoliated enough...nasty!

    As for my arse people I can assure you it is as sooth as a babies one and blemish free...just a few scars from a nasty dog bite I got as a youngun.

    Haven't ever had a zit on my bum I don't think...pretty sure I'd prefer them there rather than on my face as I don't go without pants in public well not that much anyway

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    Hey on another note...

    i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt' when it occured to me that lotsa people assumed it was a pimple on my arse that I was gonna tell yal about YET they still opened up and read the thread

    Dirty perves all of ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Hey on another note...

    i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt'

    Funny, i was just thinking how credible was this comment without pictorial evidence...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Funny, i was just thinking how credible was this comment without pictorial evidence...
    believe what you will.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    My god! How do we always manage to turn every topic into a load of poos?

    I hadn't even posted yet, go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Hey on another note...

    i was just having a shower and loofahing my 'smooth butt' when it occured to me that lotsa people assumed it was a pimple on my arse that I was gonna tell yal about YET they still opened up and read the thread

    Dirty perves all of ya!
    Erm, or you just scroll over the thread title and it brings up the first few lines of the thread without opening it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post
    a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross
    that happened to a mate of mine, turned out to be an ingrown hair. he left it for a few weeks thinking it would go away. by the time he went to the doctor it was straight to the hospital and they had to cut so much flesh out of his arse it wasnt funny (well it was for us but you know) he had months of the nurse visiting him to "repack" his second arsehole. funny as all fuck but a total pain in the ass for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post
    you aint seen nothin.....i sit on a forklift all day and a couple of weeks ago I got a zit on my bum....It looked as big as a nipple...hugest zit I have ever seen...yuck...the puss that came out was gross
    erm ...... this comes under the heading of 'too much information' ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    You're bloody lucky you don't grow hair on your face. The strap can really irritate facial hair if you don't shave enough and cause infected hairs.
    Why do you think all us older riders have grey wiskers, no irritation, and a natural neck warmer. Also cuts down on wind noise and the other reason......ask her...
    Zits from riding? yeap, in the summer only, from wearing all the gear all the time, makes you sweat a bit, nussance after a hard days work and have to ride home grubby, damb things zits. But I visit a lovely lady now and again who has a zit fetish!!! I dont mind.....at all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Subike View Post
    Why do you think all us older riders have grey wiskers, no irritation, and a natural neck warmer. Also cuts down on wind noise and the other reason......ask her...
    Zits from riding? yeap, in the summer only, from wearing all the gear all the time, makes you sweat a bit, nussance after a hard days work and have to ride home grubby, damb things zits. But I visit a lovely lady now and again who has a zit fetish!!! I dont mind.....at all!
    This thread goes from bad to worse lol whats her number does she do out work ? I got this one on my shoulder see and dambed if i can reach it lol feel like a crack hoe in a sweat shop !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post


    I am well beyond the hormonal ravages of teenage hood but everytime I am back riding bikes I get nasty bloody pimples where the chin strap sits!

    This is despite using anti pimple wipes whenever I get where I am going

    Arrrrgh - grumble over

    ....this is rant and rave afterall
    I've just checked out your gallery and there aint a hint of a pimple anywhere, your just attetion seeking.Ps cute kid btw, cute chin too, but yeah Attention seeking, some people have real pimple issues and your making a mockery of sufferers of pimpleburstier.
    Oh bugger

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