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  1. 17th May 2008, 11:21 #1
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    Iron Mike Tyson: Which KB'er could defeat him?

    Which of our illustrious forum members could conceivably destroy Iron Mike in the ring?
    Hmmm...


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    Depends.

    In a boxing match? I doubt anyone could knock him out or win a points victory. It's still fookin Mike Tyson, man.

    UFC-style rules? I dunno. Do we have any fit over-120kg-ers with fast legs and good grappling skills? Boxers tend to fare badly in such matches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    Which of our illustrious forum members could conceivably destroy Iron Mike in the ring?
    Hmmm...
    Quite a few....unless you're meaning boxing ring?
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    crazy steve could, he's had his fair share of punches around the ring.
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    I reckon Deano would give him a good run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    crazy steve could...
    ... by either stabbing him with a screwdriver or falling onto him at 235kph?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    ... by either stabbing him with a screwdriver or falling onto him at 235kph?

    only if mike tyson became a cop, and it was raining
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    Iron Mike?

    If he came at me, I'd shoot the fuck.

    If I didn't have a gun handy, I'd get the fuck out of there.
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    you could try fighting him with intellect! I have heard him speak and .. well .. great athlete .. powerful boxer .. but cannot string an intelligent sentence together ... plenty of KBers could take him on if this were the case!!!!!
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    I could out leg him.... If he was chasing me. You no he nay eat my babies. and quote " kick them in the fucking testicles smash their heads in "
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    Ya 'll fogotten WINJA. He'd kill Tyson with insults.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Ya 'll fogotten WINJA. He'd kill Tyson with insults.


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    Tyson wouldn't even understand what he was talking about.

    another famous quote from him to Lenox Lewis " Im going to fuck you in the ass untill you love me faggot " Im going to eat your asshole you hoe "
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    bring back the dover
    what??? only way he would win would be hump his leg too death??
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