Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[NC]

wow Riff it appears the KB site is just chocker with (ahem) sexy eligible batchelors......

That's the biggest load of crap that I have ever read!



:sly:

[NC]

WELL IM OUTA LUCK THEN CAUSE IM HUNG LIKE A SPARROW

I'm sure sparrows are just as offened as I am by that comment....

[PuppetMaster]

Brad Pitt lookalike seeks Super Model with open minded twin sister, ideally owns a brewery and grows own weed.

[WINJA]

I'm sure sparrows are just as offened as I am by that comment....

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE CHISEL THAT COUNTS ITS THE WEIGHT OF THE HAMMER HITTING THAT CHISEL, I MIGHT BE HUNG LIKE A SPARROW BUT I GOT OVER 100KG TO BANG THAT FUCKER HOME

[Joni]

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE CHISEL THAT COUNTS ITS THE WEIGHT OF THE HAMMER HITTING THAT CHISEL, I MIGHT BE HUNG LIKE A SPARROW BUT I GOT OVER 100KG TO BANG THAT FUCKER HOME

Ah well then, that just changes everything doesn't it....

[aff-man]

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE CHISEL THAT COUNTS ITS THE WEIGHT OF THE HAMMER HITTING THAT CHISEL, I MIGHT BE HUNG LIKE A SPARROW BUT I GOT OVER 100KG TO BANG THAT FUCKER HOME

Not the size of the wave...... it's the motion of the ocean

Havn't heard your one hahahaha

[Skunk]

Shite...

[Riff Raff]

With all the fine specimen's of ... um... whatever here, it's a wonder all us girlies haven't ditched our blokes and run off with one of these... ahem... man things!

[aff-man]

With all the fine specimen's of ... um... whatever here, it's a wonder all us girlies haven't ditched our blokes and run off with one of these... ahem... man things!

You cut me deep... cut me deep just now......

[aff-man]

This song just came on hahahahah


I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me come running
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes And see you before me
Think I would die If you were to ignore me
A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh

I don't want anybody else When I think about you
I touch myself Ooh I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

[WINJA]

Ah well then, that just changes everything doesn't it....

YES IT DOES AND STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS

[MadDuck]

That's the biggest load of crap that I have ever read!



:sly:

Maybe you should read with your eyes closed then

[Lou Girardin]

You know a relationship ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) is a great idea
You could put your card in and instead of pressing a button for a money amount, you press one for type the of relationship.

Makes sense really the money you spend = the relationship you get.

$10 = a 30 mins phone call
$20 = a movie date
$50 = a one night stand
$100 = a call back
$200 = a weekend romance
$500 = a short term partner


.... also

$100 withdrawl every week = marriage
$200/wk = marriage with kids
$500/wk = marriage, kids and councilling or divorce, kids and councilling



I wonder where internet dating would be priced????

What century are you in?
$100 a week for marriage?
$500 for kids, divorce etc?
Absolute bargains.

[Slipstream]

WTF -a woman scared to get her hands dirty

She's obviously not polishing enough ............

[Slipstream]

What century are you in?
$100 a week for marriage?
$500 for kids, divorce etc?
Absolute bargains.

Wow ... that's an old post

Artistic licence .... you are completley correct of course ... but sometimes people don't really want to remember the actual amount of these things .... unless the're busy trying to correct me .....