Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[aff-man]

What's a me me? I'm confused. Why would I want to write home about it? Is it something my flatmate would be interested in (he's a guy by the way )? Oh no, how can I run a dating site when I don't know all the terminlogy you young things use .... I need a drink

"meT me" was what i meant to say ... and yes you probably need another drink

[Posh Tourer :P]

Well you've me me. So as you know it's not much to write home about :confused2

Available and I look better than Aff-man....

[Posh Tourer :P]

And I only had this mullet for 10 minutes....

[StoneChucker]

My avatar message referred to my erectile dysfun.. no, shit, I mean, my progress with my wheelies!!! I have updated it to closer reflect my current situation

[Riff Raff]

And I only had this mullet for 10 minutes....

And you think that will get the girlies interested in you???????????????

[jrandom]

And you think that will get the girlies interested in you???????????????

No, for that he relies on his sexy, powerful motorcycle.

[SuperDave]

I'm tall, dark, built and handsome. I am filthy rich with a high powered job at a successful law firm and will be able to satisfy any womens monetary needs and desires, however lavish. Naturally other 'needs' will also be generously met. I am an influential person who is well known and popular. I enjoy tallking but I pride myself in being a great listener.

Any takers?

[dangerous]

But what about the people that can't pull stoppies and wheelies

Well if ya cant get it up........ then ya not going to do to well now are ya

Riff Raff: ya know you should ask a fee for this little adventure of yours cos I know of at least 2 couples here that have shacked up since becomming a KBer so it just might work.

[Riff Raff]

Riff Raff: ya know you should ask a fee for this little adventure of yours cos I know of at least 2 couples here that have shacked up since becomming a KBer so it just might work.

Hmmm? I know of 3! :sly:
But I like living vicariously through other peoples lives, so that is reward enough for me - and of course I get their firstborn child!

[dangerous]

I'm tall, dark, built and handsome. I am filthy rich with a high powered job at a successful law firm and will be able to satisfy any womens monetary needs and desires, however lavish. Naturally other 'needs' will also be generously met. I am an influential person who is well known and popular. I enjoy tallking but I pride myself in being a great listener.

Any takers?

Hey mate............... ya might want to state which sex you would prefure, cos theres a few dodgy people around this joint aye and a few that dont state there gender

[Motoracer]

Riff Raff: ya know you should ask a fee for this little adventure of yours cos I know of at least 2 couples here that have shacked up since becomming a KBer so it just might work.

If you do charge a fee, Aunty RR. Spank should also get his share since it is still within KB. The funds would help the web site as well so it's a win win situation really.

As far as I go... Well, I am single but not really looking for a relationship ATM. Saying that, friendship is welcomed along with fun and excitment along the way. If it was meant to be, then that'll progress into something more. But I am not in a hurry.

Good luck to all and I hope you do find that certain someone, who will make you love life to it's full extent because of the love you will share with him/her.

Edit: Ooops, just read the other posts.

[Riff Raff]

As far as I go... Well, I am single but not really looking for a relationship ATM.

I notice you are one of the ones who doesn't disclose gender.... is there some confusion here????

[jrandom]

I notice you are one of the ones who doesn't disclose gender.... is there some confusion here????

He's male.

And he's a dodgy bugger that has already been told about what will happen if he goes within 200 metres of my daughter.

Although I reckon I won't have to get out the shotgun for another 15 years or so.

But, then again, he probably won't be getting any LESS dodgy in that time, either...

[Two Smoker]

Hmmm? I know of 3! :sly:
But I like living vicariously through other peoples lives, so that is reward enough for me - and of course I get their firstborn child!

And who are those three????

[Motoracer]

I notice you are one of the ones who doesn't disclose gender.... is there some confusion here????

Hmmmm, I could have been trying to be REAL sneaky by trying to get some attention from the female kind who normaly wouldn't go for us males. (Lessies)