Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

**aff-man** · 26th December 2004, 16:34

Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P

Available and I look better than Aff-man....

Play nice hahahahahaha.

Hmmmmm thanks to Jrandoms comment i been a thinking. Seeing as there are a lot of older generation people on this site i am sure some of them have nice young daughters. An no i am not dodgy at all

(just dont ask CK cause he was at my 21st

)

**Motoracer** · 26th December 2004, 16:37

Originally Posted by jrandom

He's male.

And he's a dodgy bugger that has already been told about what will happen if he goes within 200 metres of my daughter.

Although I reckon I won't have to get out the shotgun for another 15 years or so.

But, then again, he probably won't be getting any LESS dodgy in that time, either...

Ohhhh what a sad one JR.... I would only gaze upon them with the purest of all intentions. I, MR would be proud to be their god father/humble care taker at your hour of need... I would give my life to protect theirs, I would do what ever it takes to make sure no harm comes upon their inocent little minds... Until they turn 20, then it's hello "How u doin?

"

**Two Smoker** · 26th December 2004, 16:39

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Until they turn 20, then it's hello "How u doin?

"

Does that chat up line ever fail???? "Friends" (the program) is so funny hehehe

**Motoracer** · 26th December 2004, 16:45

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

Does that chat up line ever fail???? "Friends" (the program) is so funny hehehe

It can actually, very miserably fail, if you deliver "the line" in an incorrect manner. If you do it right, they usually love it.

Off topic: Yo Chris, you keen to come along to the Mt with me and some others? Would be real good if we could have you with us, if you weren't doing anything else.

**Riff Raff** · 26th December 2004, 16:51

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

And who are those three????

Now that would be telling

**Posh Tourer :P** · 26th December 2004, 17:49

RR - twas only showing that I had reformed my ways.......

Just to clarify - that was a male seeks female ad by me (Yeah, I know... atypical BMW rider :P)

And as regards my sexy, powerful motorcycle, who wouldn't want a large, throbbing, motorcycle between their legs? Especially seeing as it is so comfortable you could ride it all day......

**Blakamin** · 26th December 2004, 18:09

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

I'm looking for someone with verbal diarrhoea, who is completely fecking crazy and outgoing (those on medication welcome). Ideally into bikes aswell, and would be great if she'd agree that any sunny weekend day should be spent riding.

But wait, there's more, if you call..

err, no, that IS it.

at least you mentioned "she" somewhere.... sounded like me for a minute :unsure:

**Indiana_Jones** · 26th December 2004, 19:15

How come no one is interesting in me? :unsure:

-Indy

**Posh Tourer :P** · 26th December 2004, 19:18

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

How come no one is interesting in me? :unsure:

-Indy

You need a bigger, sexier bike....

Or was that not a spelling mistake?

**Indiana_Jones** · 26th December 2004, 19:22

Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P

You need a bigger, sexier bike....

Or was that not a spelling mistake?

lol it was a mistake and they don't come much more sexier then the FIXXER

I look like Vettori just in case you want to know, got alot of shit for that today at the match

-Indy

**Slipstream** · 26th December 2004, 23:16

Originally Posted by Motoracer

As far as I go... Well, I am single but not really looking for a relationship ATM.

You know a relationship ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) is a great idea

You could put your card in and instead of pressing a button for a money amount, you press one for type the of relationship.

Makes sense really

the money you spend = the relationship you get.

$10 = a 30 mins phone call
$20 = a movie date
$50 = a one night stand
$100 = a call back
$200 = a weekend romance
$500 = a short term partner

.... also

$100 withdrawl every week = marriage
$200/wk = marriage with kids
$500/wk = marriage, kids and councilling or divorce, kids and councilling

I wonder where internet dating would be priced????

**StoneChucker** · 27th December 2004, 06:51

Would the machine ever swallow...........my card?

And, I'd get awful jealous about the people in the queue behind me

mwuahahahahaha

**StoneChucker** · 27th December 2004, 07:02

For all you eligible ladies, sitting at home and deciding on a partner for life on this thread, before you make any rash decisions you should know this. I am a bigger man than most on here, and I'm possibly twice the man someone like Affman or Two Smoker is. What more can you ask for

I'm such a, err, man

NC · 27th December 2004, 07:07

Originally Posted by Slipstream

You know a relationship ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) is a great idea

You could put your card in and instead of pressing a button for a money amount, you press one for type the of relationship.

Makes sense really

the money you spend = the relationship you get.

$10 = a 30 mins phone call
$20 = a movie date
$50 = a one night stand
$100 = a call back
$200 = a weekend romance
$500 = a short term partner

.... also

$100 withdrawl every week = marriage
$200/wk = marriage with kids
$500/wk = marriage, kids and councilling or divorce, kids and councilling

I wonder where internet dating would be priced????

Errrr I'm happy being single then, if that's the way it's going to be

MY MONEY!!!