No no, dude, Marketing 101. Your price point has to create expectation.Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
e mare libertas
No no, dude, Marketing 101. Your price point has to create expectation.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
oooooooooooo lala
Cant do a stoppie on the 400 yet, need a better front tyre cause this one starts slippin. But wheelies.......
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
Der gummikuh man
Yeah "I'm available for $80" might just, maybe, be a little... errr....dodgy?
Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
Meh
Emotionally stunted, partially retarded biker, with more vices than you can shake a stick at, seeks rabbit boiling chick with a sence of humour (they'll need it).
Hope to hear from you soon.
Chris
Forum whore
Because he has a big blue bike.
And he cooks good
Anyhoo this whole thread has had me in a fit of laughter! I only just heard about this today at the racetrack of all places...
errr, its a bit of a Sausage Fest here on KB though isnt it? Not quite the place id go looking for romance...-but what do i know im only young
Hardcore Biker
Hi, well i'm new to this online dating thing, and havn't had time to read the thread, but here we go.....
I'm 6ft, about 103 kg's, athletic build, and financially secure.
Have a passion for motorcycles. Love being social and partying all night, but also like having a night in watching dvd's.
Well i'm really looking for young broadmined girls, who will try anything once.
Armature speller
Good song that.
Moral: Don't piss off the cops.
f*sakes.Putsomeclotheson!
I know but one fine Sth Island day, three bikers arrived in Waiau, via Kaikoura inland road (one of the BEST). Under the shade of a leafy treelike specimen, we parked up.
A luvly luvly wee lady exited the dairy directly across the road, stood for a while staring in our direction, and then yelled out "hey! nice bike". Now the question ain't which bike, since it was only Kickaha's 1906 Yamaha CoveredInCrapMachinetm, Dangerous's VTR (okay looking bike until Dangerous is on it) and the SV. Nuff said.
Anyway, we all sat there, and after about 20 seconds and the realisation that the other two were in shock, i yelled out "yeah...cheers".
Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?
e mare libertas
Well, you wouldn't *think* so, would you? Life's a funny thing, sometimes.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
"Ta, luv! Fancy a shag?"
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
The Sharif don't like it!
Let's play hide the sasuage
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
f*sakes.Putsomeclotheson!
Yeah, how did you two meet your partners again? Personally i plied mine with Ngahare Gold (legendary beer in these parts) - reduces reliance on personality / sense of humour / tight bod. I'm assuming from your replies you did something similar?
e mare libertas
Which two? Who two? To who?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
f*sakes.Putsomeclotheson!
Sorry, the accused being your fine self in addition to Yamahaman...
Slower than Ixion
You realise all girls understand that that statement means only one of two things (or sometimes both).
1. You want to stick it in their batty.
and/or
2. You want them to bring their cute friend to play.
So why not be honest and let them know in advance which it is.
Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
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