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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    I'm still free
    No no, dude, Marketing 101. Your price point has to create expectation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Practice your wheelies and stoppies - that'll impress them more on here!!
    Cant do a stoppie on the 400 yet, need a better front tyre cause this one starts slippin. But wheelies.......
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    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    No no, dude, Marketing 101. Your price point has to create expectation.
    Yeah "I'm available for $80" might just, maybe, be a little... errr....dodgy?
    Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....

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    PICK ME!

    Emotionally stunted, partially retarded biker, with more vices than you can shake a stick at, seeks rabbit boiling chick with a sence of humour (they'll need it).
    Hope to hear from you soon.
    Chris

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    PICK HIM!

    Because he has a big blue bike.
    And he cooks good




    Anyhoo this whole thread has had me in a fit of laughter! I only just heard about this today at the racetrack of all places...

    errr, its a bit of a Sausage Fest here on KB though isnt it? Not quite the place id go looking for romance... -but what do i know im only young

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    Hi, well i'm new to this online dating thing, and havn't had time to read the thread, but here we go.....

    I'm 6ft, about 103 kg's, athletic build, and financially secure.

    Have a passion for motorcycles. Love being social and partying all night, but also like having a night in watching dvd's.

    Well i'm really looking for young broadmined girls, who will try anything once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    ...It was at the very moment, that the pickle with the ticket, was going down my throat, that, I knew for sure that, that I didn't wanna pickle...I don't wanna pickle! I just wanna ride on my motorcykel!
    Good song that.

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    Slightly off topic

    I know but one fine Sth Island day, three bikers arrived in Waiau, via Kaikoura inland road (one of the BEST). Under the shade of a leafy treelike specimen, we parked up.

    A luvly luvly wee lady exited the dairy directly across the road, stood for a while staring in our direction, and then yelled out "hey! nice bike". Now the question ain't which bike, since it was only Kickaha's 1906 Yamaha CoveredInCrapMachinetm, Dangerous's VTR (okay looking bike until Dangerous is on it) and the SV. Nuff said.

    Anyway, we all sat there, and after about 20 seconds and the realisation that the other two were in shock, i yelled out "yeah...cheers".

    Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kwaka-Kid
    bit of a Sausage Fest here on KB though isnt it? Not quite the place id go looking for romance...
    Well, you wouldn't *think* so, would you? Life's a funny thing, sometimes.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manuboy
    Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here?
    "Ta, luv! Fancy a shag?"
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Let's play hide the sasuage

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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Hmmm.

    Yeah, how did you two meet your partners again? Personally i plied mine with Ngahare Gold (legendary beer in these parts) - reduces reliance on personality / sense of humour / tight bod. I'm assuming from your replies you did something similar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manuboy
    Yeah, how did you two meet your partners again?
    Which two? Who two? To who?
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Which two? Who two? To who?
    Sorry, the accused being your fine self in addition to Yamahaman...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teflon
    ...Well i'm really looking for young broadmined girls, who will try anything once.
    You realise all girls understand that that statement means only one of two things (or sometimes both).

    1. You want to stick it in their batty.

    and/or

    2. You want them to bring their cute friend to play.


    So why not be honest and let them know in advance which it is.
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