Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[Hooks]

Which two? Who two? To who?

No you twit... to whit to woo .....

[Yamahamaman]

Sorry, the accused being your fine self in addition to Yamahaman...

Nope - never worked for me. Still trying but.

[jrandom]

Sorry, the accused being your fine self in addition to Yamahaman...

Er, right. How did I meet Mrs Random? When I was 14, via a mutual teenaged friend. She was a year older than me, and female, which was good enough for me at the time.

As the years passed I realised that she possessed sundry *other* virtues, so I drugged her and locked her in a cellar.

I pop down to breed once every year or two.

[Indiana_Jones]

Er, right. How did I meet Mrs Random? When I was 14, via a mutual teenaged friend. She was a year older than me, and female, which was good enough for me at the time.

As the years passed I realised that she possessed sundry *other* virtues, so I drugged her and locked her in a cellar.

I pop down to breed once every year or two.

aHAHAHAHHHAHHHHAHHHH

You are a legend

-Indy

[Wonko]

You realise all girls understand that that statement means only one of two things (or sometimes both).

1. You want to stick it in their batty.

and/or

2. You want them to bring their cute friend to play.


So why not be honest and let them know in advance which it is.

I thought it meant you want to stick it in their cute friends batty.

[moko]

I'm tall, dark, built and handsome. I am filthy rich with a high powered job at a successful law firm and will be able to satisfy any womens monetary needs and desires, however lavish. Naturally other 'needs' will also be generously met. I am an influential person who is well known and popular. I enjoy tallking but I pride myself in being a great listener.

Any takers?

Hey Dave,you forgot to mention your endearing modesty (though the self-deprecating username gives a clue).What woman could fail to be impressed by this go-getting sex-machine as he roars down the street to admiring looks from all and sundry on his FXR150?

[jrandom]

You know, guys, this has got me to thinking.

Poor old Aunty Riff Raff herself, while performing this selfless public service, is all alooooooone.

Nobody there besiiiiiiide her.

Etc.

Will no hunky, chunky, charming young biker lads step up to the plate and fill the empty place in her heart?

I shake my head and wipe away a tear in sadness at a world that can leave such a fine human being without companionship.

Shame on all you self-absorbed fools. Shame on you, I say!

[dangerous]

I know but one fine Sth Island day, three bikers arrived in Waiau, via Kaikoura inland road (one of the BEST). Under the shade of a leafy treelike specimen, we parked up.

A luvly luvly wee lady exited the dairy directly across the road, stood for a while staring in our direction, and then yelled out "hey! nice bike". Now the question ain't which bike, since it was only Kickaha's 1906 Yamaha CoveredInCrapMachine^tm, Dangerous's VTR (okay looking bike until Dangerous is on it) and the SV. Nuff said.

Anyway, we all sat there, and after about 20 seconds and the realisation that the other two were in shock, i yelled out "yeah...cheers".

Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?

Now what manu is forgeting to say is he was behind the bikes and was hard to see from this young ladies perspective, and when he jumped up standing as erect as the giant woody that we were sitting under and blurted out (uncontrolably) "yeah...cheers" the young lady ran back inside the dairy :spudwhat: Manu sat back down and wiped the dribble from his chin........ and as far as the bikes go well, the mighty SV was hidden behind the VTR and CoveredInCrapMachine so her comments cant have been directed at his thing.... the clue here is boys, 'red' it gets them every time

[dangerous]

You know, guys, this has got me to thinking.

Poor old Aunty Riff Raff herself, while performing this selfless public service, is all alooooooone.

Nobody there besiiiiiiide her.

Etc.

Will no hunky, chunky, charming young biker lads step up to the plate and fill the empty place in her heart?

I shake my head and wipe away a tear in sadness at a world that can leave such a fine human being without companionship.

Shame on all you self-absorbed fools. Shame on you, I say!

Well thats not what I heard........ aye Riff Raff (sumened to were?) sneeky shamless lot bikers are

[Riff Raff]

Poor old Aunty Riff Raff herself, while performing this selfless public service, is all alooooooone.

Less of the OLD thank you! And Aunty Riff Raff is doing just fine thank you very much. Your concern is appreciated tho.

Will no hunky, chunky, charming young biker lads step up to the plate and fill the empty place in her heart?

[Ms Piggy]

Hey Dave,you forgot to mention your endearing modesty (though the self-deprecating username gives a clue).What woman could fail to be impressed by this go-getting sex-machine as he roars down the street to admiring looks from all and sundry on his FXR150?

This one here as I burn past him on my 250RS

[James Deuce]

Er, right. How did I meet Mrs Random? When I was 14, via a mutual teenaged friend. She was a year older than me, and female, which was good enough for me at the time.

As the years passed I realised that she possessed sundry *other* virtues, so I drugged her and locked her in a cellar.

I pop down to breed once every year or two.

Err - every 9 months or so more like it!

[Riff Raff]

This one here as I burn past him on my 250RS

[Lucyloo]

So much choice........

Never in one web site have there been so many eligible men....all of whom are quite obviously fine specimens....

Just HOW does one choose???????

[Ms Piggy]

I know but one fine Sth Island day, three bikers arrived in Waiau, via Kaikoura inland road (one of the BEST). Under the shade of a leafy treelike specimen, we parked up.

A luvly luvly wee lady exited the dairy directly across the road, stood for a while staring in our direction, and then yelled out "hey! nice bike". Now the question ain't which bike, since it was only Kickaha's 1906 Yamaha CoveredInCrapMachine^tm, Dangerous's VTR (okay looking bike until Dangerous is on it) and the SV. Nuff said.

Anyway, we all sat there, and after about 20 seconds and the realisation that the other two were in shock, i yelled out "yeah...cheers".

Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?

So it is you I have to blame!! :sneaky2: Too busy leering at woman and taking the long way.