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  1. 29th December 2004, 22:33 #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by manuboy
    I know but one fine Sth Island day, three bikers arrived in Waiau, via Kaikoura inland road (one of the BEST). Under the shade of a leafy treelike specimen, we parked up.

    A luvly luvly wee lady exited the dairy directly across the road, stood for a while staring in our direction, and then yelled out "hey! nice bike". Now the question ain't which bike, since it was only Kickaha's 1906 Yamaha CoveredInCrapMachinetm, Dangerous's VTR (okay looking bike until Dangerous is on it) and the SV. Nuff said.

    Anyway, we all sat there, and after about 20 seconds and the realisation that the other two were in shock, i yelled out "yeah...cheers".

    Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?
    You know - if the wee lady was gutzy enough to linger a stare and yell a compliment at one or all of you three, she probably would have responded favourably to a sincere "thanks! wanna ride?". Or not.
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  2. 29th December 2004, 23:03 #107
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  3. 30th December 2004, 07:57 #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucyloo
    So much choice........

    Never in one web site have there been so many eligible men....all of whom are quite obviously fine specimens....

    Just HOW does one choose???????
    Eeny meeny miny mo?
    Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
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  4. 30th December 2004, 08:16 #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P
    Eeny meeny miny mo?
    So which one are you.....eeny, meeny, miny or mo?
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  5. 30th December 2004, 09:12 #110
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    You want me don't you.....

    You just cant bring yourself to admit that you want a BMW rider....
    Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
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  6. 30th December 2004, 09:27 #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipstream
    $10 = a 30 mins phone call
    $20 = a movie date
    $50 = a one night stand
    $100 = a call back
    $200 = a weekend romance
    $500 = a short term partner


    .... also

    $100 withdrawl every week = marriage
    $200/wk = marriage with kids
    $500/wk = marriage, kids and councilling or divorce, kids and councilling
    Shouldn't that read:

    Movie Date ...... $20
    Weekend Romance ....... $200
    Short Term Partner ...... $500

    Not having to beat yourself off ...... priceless.


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  7. 30th December 2004, 09:32 #112
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    Oh and I'm certainly not eeny or meeny..... :P
    Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
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  8. 30th December 2004, 09:40 #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P
    Oh and I'm certainly not eeny or meeny..... :P
    You're not very mo, either.
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  9. 30th December 2004, 10:29 #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P
    You want me don't you.....

    You just cant bring yourself to admit that you want a BMW rider....
    Oh no...my dirty little secret is out.....yes, it's true......

    My name is Lucyloo and I am addicted to BMW riders......

    Please someone help me..........
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  10. 30th December 2004, 14:30 #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucyloo
    Oh no...my dirty little secret is out.....yes, it's true......

    My name is Lucyloo and I am addicted to BMW riders......

    Please someone help me..........
    I'm afraid there is no hope...
    Checkout my blog: www.wubboodesigns.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    Just had a great idea. How about we organise a KB speed dating thingumijigeewhatsit.

    So everyone turns up on bikes and maybe the girlies line up along the road and each boy has to race down the road, do a wheelie as he goes past, then turn round and do a stoppie, chat for 5 minutes then move on to the next one. Then the boys and girls can swap around.
    Since we probably don't have as many single girlies on here as we have guys, perhaps Quasi could provide some of his Fembots.
    OMG! Le Mans start speed dating. The mind truly boggles...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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  12. 30th December 2004, 14:39 #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    I'm afraid there is no hope...
    Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!! Noooooooo!
    Don't say that!!!!!!
    There must be something.......counselling......drugs......Drugs? ??? Now there's a thought!
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  13. 30th December 2004, 15:20 #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucyloo
    Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!! Noooooooo!
    Don't say that!!!!!!
    There must be something.......counselling......drugs......Drugs? ??? Now there's a thought!
    Didnt think they brought hard enough drugs into NZ to help you with that one.
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  14. 30th December 2004, 15:35 #119
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    Hi -My names XJ and im addicted to women in tight leathers.
    If said leathers are draped over a decent sports bike all the better
    Now if said woman can also ride well then I'm in love.
    If said woman is also a fast race rider too -Yep ill propose on the spot.
    sorry mitch yep it was me sent the wedding ring on valentines day. day
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XJ/FROSTY
    a decent sports bike
    sorry mitch
    She rides a blimmin gixxer400!!! hahahaha! :P cant be her! (least i know she wont read this considering she aint ever around anymore! shessh, get here mitch)
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