Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[Riff Raff]

Righto, then, here it is - the page for all you lonely KBers to find true love and stuff. Just put a posting up describing all your wonderful attributes, and if anyone is interested in anyone just PM and start talking.

[NC]

@ "show us yah willy"

[Riff Raff]

Warning - don't fall for this ladies

[Wonko]

But the CIA is after my penis. They have sent out their trained Special Agent Lorena Bobbit to track it down and remove it.

Please help me, I'm begging

[ajturbo]

ok i have no pride left i'll be the first REAL one..

as Riff said in another post...
i'm a nice guy..
i can cook steaks...
i have luke
i have a bike that cop's like to stop and chat about my speedo..(ing)
i am really really good looking....after you have have too many
i can on most rides keep up with the 250's on the straights

you need to be
blind
good talker
not scared of walking around naked with all the other women ..
like/owns her own bike..hard to get three on the turbo...has been tryied before.....

[gav]

Warning - don't fall for this ladies

Why? You embarrassed now?

Actually I think more woman should be encouraged to just do this ...
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[Indiana_Jones]

I'm a strapping 18 year old lad on the shore who likes long walks on the beach

-Indy

[aff-man]

Righto, then, here it is - the page for all you lonely KBers to find true love and stuff. Just put a posting up describing all your wonderful attributes, and if anyone is interested in anyone just PM and start talking.

Well you've me me. So as you know it's not much to write home about :confused2

[Riff Raff]

Well you've me me. So as you know it's not much to write home about

What's a me me? I'm confused. Why would I want to write home about it? Is it something my flatmate would be interested in (he's a guy by the way )? Oh no, how can I run a dating site when I don't know all the terminlogy you young things use .... I need a drink

[Riff Raff]

Just had a great idea. How about we organise a KB speed dating thingumijigeewhatsit.

So everyone turns up on bikes and maybe the girlies line up along the road and each boy has to race down the road, do a wheelie as he goes past, then turn round and do a stoppie, chat for 5 minutes then move on to the next one. Then the boys and girls can swap around.
Since we probably don't have as many single girlies on here as we have guys, perhaps Quasi could provide some of his Fembots.

[Two Smoker]

Just had a great idea. How about we organise a KB speed dating thingumijigeewhatsit.

So everyone turns up on bikes and maybe the girlies line up along the road and each boy has to race down the road, do a wheelie as he goes past, then turn round and do a stoppie, chat for 5 minutes then move on to the next one. Then the boys and girls can swap around.
Since we probably don't have as many single girlies on here as we have guys, perhaps Quasi could provide some of his Fembots.

But what about the people that can't pull stoppies and wheelies ?Does this mean that MR is going to score all the girls ?

[jrandom]

But what about the people that can't pull stoppies and wheelies ?

They don't get to breed.

[Joni]

Does this mean that MR is going to score all the girls ?

Single woman beware!!!

Just kidding mate!

[StoneChucker]

I have a fat (bike). However, my (wheelie) is small but I AM working on it. The years have left me bitter and twisted (and very very weird). I am the BEST listener you'll ever meet, honest and loyal! I'm obsessive compulsive.... ....... . I don't go out much, but I'd like to.

I'm looking for someone with verbal diarrhoea, who is completely fecking crazy and outgoing (those on medication welcome). Ideally into bikes aswell, and would be great if she'd agree that any sunny weekend day should be spent riding. (Days unsuitable for riding should be spent doing sickeningly romantic activities)

But wait, there's more, if you call..

err, no, that IS it.

[Riff Raff]

Erm - I still think you're not going to get anywhere with 'goes up, won't stay up".