Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

**jrandom** · 27th December 2004, 07:45

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

For all you eligible ladies, sitting at home and deciding on a partner for life on this thread, before you make any rash decisions you should know this. I am a bigger man than most on here, and I'm possibly twice the man someone like Affman or Two Smoker is...

And 1.13 times the man *I* am!

**StoneChucker** · 27th December 2004, 08:11

And how would you know that Jrandom?

Only the machine at gym, and that funny looking contraption you put $1 coins into, at the shopping mall know how much of a man I really am

**Hooks** · 27th December 2004, 08:16

You're all a bunch of turkeys !!!

The women all flock to me all the time ....

unfortunately then they see me ..... and the 4 urchins I have ..... I can't see them for dust & small stones !!! :sly: Oh well it much simpler being single ..... I don't have anyone telling me when & where I can ride !!!

**Posh Tourer :P** · 27th December 2004, 11:26

Originally Posted by jrandom

$200 a week?

Luxury.

*We* had to live on a five dollar note a week... Every morning we'd go off to work after a handful of hot gravel for breakfast, work for 22hours to earn the five dollar note, then cut it into 10 to divide amongst by 7 brothers myself and my parents, and eat it for dinner.... And then my dad would thrash us to sleep with a $2 coin, *if* we were lucky!

**aff-man** · 27th December 2004, 11:34

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

For all you eligible ladies, sitting at home and deciding on a partner for life on this thread, before you make any rash decisions you should know this. I am a bigger man than most on here, and I'm possibly twice the man someone like Affman or Two Smoker is. What more can you ask for I'm such a, err, man

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am wirey and who ate all the pies

. Just cause your bikes bigger than mine are you trying to compensate

hahahahahahahahahaha

Aunty RR tell the big mean men to leave me alone

**Motoracer** · 27th December 2004, 11:48

Originally Posted by Slipstream

You know a relationship ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) is a great idea

You could put your card in and instead of pressing a button for a money amount, you press one for type the of relationship.

Makes sense really

the money you spend = the relationship you get.

$10 = a 30 mins phone call
$20 = a movie date
$50 = a one night stand
$100 = a call back
$200 = a weekend romance
$500 = a short term partner

.... also

$100 withdrawl every week = marriage
$200/wk = marriage with kids
$500/wk = marriage, kids and councilling or divorce, kids and councilling

I wonder where internet dating would be priced????

Sounds like a great idea SS! The $50 one sounds like a goer as well as the $200 deal when I finally get some time off work once or twice a year. Sounds cheap too considering, the usual expenses normally involved when doing the same thing, the "old fashioned" way.

NC · 27th December 2004, 16:37

Originally Posted by jrandom

And 1.13 times the man *I* am!

Your, once.......

**Slipstream** · 27th December 2004, 16:38

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

Your, once.......

....twice....

NC · 27th December 2004, 16:40

Originally Posted by Slipstream

....twice....

..... Three times, a lady....

**SPORK** · 27th December 2004, 17:26

Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P

*We* had to live on a five dollar note a week... Every morning we'd go off to work after a handful of hot gravel for breakfast, work for 22hours to earn the five dollar note, then cut it into 10 to divide amongst by 7 brothers myself and my parents, and eat it for dinner.... And then my dad would thrash us to sleep with a $2 coin, *if* we were lucky!

Monty Python, anyone? That reminded me of the Four Yorkshiremen skit... ah, the memories