Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[crashe]

I have just had the best laugh in reading all this....

You lads are looking in the wrong place....
and those pick up lines went out years ago....

I note that no gals are putting anything up about themselves....
so that means that they are all taken....

So boys you will either have to stay single and go play with each other...
on ya bikes......lol.

So keep on riding safe out there........

[Lucyloo]

I note that no gals are putting anything up about themselves....
so that means that they are all taken....

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Either that or we are just all so stunned by the quality of unattached men on this site......

[manuboy]

So it is you I have to blame!! :sneaky2: Too busy leering at woman and taking the long way.

hey, don't look at me! i just followed them other two... the way Mr Kickaha kept trying to turn off down every side road, i thought he could see the "storm cloud" over christhcurch b4 we even left kaikoura?

[ajturbo]

So much choice........

Never in one web site have there been so many eligible men....all of whom are quite obviously fine specimens....

Just HOW does one choose???????

let them bring bottles of red around....

[Riff Raff]

Classy eh. What would have been the KB approved response here? Aye Riff Raff?

Having looked carefully through this site, it would appear to be "How you doin?"

[Ms Piggy]

hey, don't look at me! i just followed them other two... the way Mr Kickaha kept trying to turn off down every side road, i thought he could see the "storm cloud" over christhcurch b4 we even left kaikoura?

There was a storm cloud alright.

[Lucyloo]

let them bring bottles of red around....

Speaking of which.....that was very nice red thank you!

[manuboy]

Having looked carefully through this site, it would appear to be "How you doin?"

Think that works pretty well when you have a studio audience and / or canned laughter. Looking like Joey probably helps too. After careful consideration the "cheers mate" southern man reply probably has more class then anything i've seen here.

Must have worked on CSL cos i doubt Kick came up with anything more romantic aye...

[Milky]

You know, guys, this has got me to thinking.

Poor old Aunty Riff Raff herself, while performing this selfless public service, is all alooooooone.

Nobody there besiiiiiiide her.

Etc.

Will no hunky, chunky, charming young biker lads step up to the plate and fill the empty place in her heart?

I shake my head and wipe away a tear in sadness at a world that can leave such a fine human being without companionship.

Shame on all you self-absorbed fools. Shame on you, I say!

:love2:

[dangerous]

hey, don't look at me! i just followed them other two... the way Mr Kickaha kept trying to turn off down every side road, i thought he could see the "storm cloud" over christhcurch b4 we even left kaikoura?

yeah,yeah,yeah...... that was it, thats why we were so late at getting home it was Kick's fult on ya Manu

[dangerous]

There was a storm cloud alright.

LMAO ohh.... you saw it too huh, then you will understand why Manu and myself had to follow Kick.

[Ms Piggy]

LMAO ohh.... you saw it too huh, then you will understand why Manu and myself had to follow Kick.

Is that b/c you thought a few lightening bolts might stray & hit you too?

[toads]

Er, right. How did I meet Mrs Random? When I was 14, via a mutual teenaged friend. She was a year older than me, and female, which was good enough for me at the time.

As the years passed I realised that she possessed sundry *other* virtues, so I drugged her and locked her in a cellar.

I pop down to breed once every year or two.

hehehe you're a funny fullah

[Kickaha]

Personally i plied mine with Ngahare Gold (legendary beer in these parts) - reduces reliance on personality / sense of humour / tight bod.

Keeping her pissed would be the only way she would put up with you,I pity her the day she finally sobers up.

[Milky]

Sounds like this is a recurring theme amongst KBers.... I wonder what causes the strange affliction