Aunty Riff Raff's KB matchmaking service

[Riff Raff]

I don't know...but I feel duty bound to try them all to see if any will work....... .....there may well be others like me out there that will need help too!

Your only hope is total mind reconditioning - the boys in white coats will be round soon to take you to some secret destination where you will be bombarded with pics, vids, sounds of ducatis, and you will spend your entire time there sitting, sleeping etc on a ducati. Once you see the light you will be allowed out in public on a ducati, wearing ducati leathers, sunglasses, g-string etc. You will be renamed Lynda Blair...

[Lucyloo]

Your only hope is total mind reconditioning - the boys in white coats will be round soon to take you to some secret destination where you will be bombarded with pics, vids, sounds of ducatis, and you will spend your entire time there sitting, sleeping etc on a ducati. Once you see the light you will be allowed out in public on a ducati, wearing ducati leathers, sunglasses, g-string etc. You will be renamed Lynda Blair...

Ducati....ah, those were the days.....I used to ride pillion on a Ducati monster....lovely!!!!!
Hey, I think I might be getting over it already!!!!!

[aff-man]

it has been said that there is a good looking young lass that works at a particular mens clothing store on the north shore that is reported as having said "my dream guy is one that rides a motorbike"
lets say first in first served
now which shop... only i know mwahahaha
i am yet to drop her a visit, the GF250 special dont have much pulling power, but once the ZXR is complete i'll be there in second.
Also there is a nice blondy that works in amazon in glenfield mall, likes bikes. Not giving details... now we'll see who has the balls to go in and ask... just dont say i told you
sorted guys?

Right you pitch up on the 250 and i'll follow on the 400 to sweep her off her feet(literally) from under your nose .

Hmmmmm so which lucky lady will be counting down new years with me....

[dangerous]

Right you pitch up on the 250 and i'll follow on the 400 to sweep her off her feet(literally) from under your nose .

LMAO well done but........ dito little 4 hundie

[Yokai]

Hmmmmm so which lucky lady will be counting down new years with me....

LUCKY?????!!!! Good grief - surely that should read "which braindead, bike loving guide dog will drag their female owner to spend New Year's with me?"

(J/k aff-man!! - have a good one)

[Indiana_Jones]

where's my bike riding honey?

-Indy

[Riff Raff]

Right, I've noticed that there are now a few luscious ladies who are enjoying singledom life again. And I've also noticed that a number of threads are being hijacked for the purposes of chatting said ladies up! get it all back in here where it belongs!!! The romance of the century might not happen if these star-crossed lovers keep missing each other in other threads!

[WINJA]

I HAVE BAD LUCK WITH THE BITCHES SO CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO A GOOD PORN SITE

[Slingshot]

I HAVE BAD LUCK WITH THE BITCHES SO CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO A GOOD PORN SITE

www.thehun.com is a popular choice.

[Slipstream]

I HAVE BAD LUCK WITH THE BITCHES SO CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO A GOOD PORN SITE

You know...for the life of me, I can't think why that would be?

[WINJA]

www.thehun.com is a popular choice.

http://www.bangkokcowboy.com/ TRY THIS ONE

[Al]

Aaaah, WINJA wants to have his own BITCH instead of being someones BITCH

Al

[WINJA]

Aaaah, WINJA wants to have his own BITCH instead of being someones BITCH

Al

ARE YOU OFFERING???

[Al]

Nah, not while you still have all of your undiagnosed diseases

Al

[Al]

Riff raff, you're famous, girl!

See it on the television every day
Hear it on the radio
It ain't humid but it sure is hot
Down in Mexico
The boy is trying to tell me
Near enough to the edge (beginning of the end)
Say they've all been there
Too late my friend

Riff raff
Always good for a laugh (ha ha ha)
Riff raff
Go on, laugh yourself in half

(Smile awhile)

Now I'm the kind of guy who keeps his big mouth shut
Don't bother me
Somebody give me one arm up
Leave me in misery
I've never shot nobody
Don't even carry a gun
I ain't done nothing wrong
I'm just having fun

Riff raff
Always good for a laugh
Riff raff
Go on, laugh yourself in half

(thanks to AC/DC)

Hope your neck gets the attention it needs, have you tried acupuncture (sp) and/or some of the other alternative therapies available? Biggest problem with the alt therapies is that many are not recognised by ACC (yet)!
Get well soon

Al