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  1. #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE CHISEL THAT COUNTS ITS THE WEIGHT OF THE HAMMER HITTING THAT CHISEL, I MIGHT BE HUNG LIKE A SPARROW BUT I GOT OVER 100KG TO BANG THAT FUCKER HOME
    Oh, so you have a "mound"
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Hi My NaMe Is PooS....aNd I'm A SInglE FarMa...I'M a Nice mAn anD LovE The EnviRomENT....I CanT BeliEve I'm SIngLe I HaVE alOT tO oFfer th3 RighT woOmAn

    PleaSe PM m3 YoUr DesiRe's In A M4N...Or condoLENcEs
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Single, damn sexy and cool as ice

    *dances to 'Disco Inferno'*

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    Single, damn sexy and cool as ice

    *dances to 'Disco Inferno'*

    -Indy
    Who's the strange face-slapper in your avatar though???
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Who's the strange face-slapper in your avatar though???
    You're just jealous

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    With all the fine specimen's of ... um... whatever here, it's a wonder all us girlies haven't ditched our blokes and run off with one of these... ahem... man things!
    ....um.... fine specimens???? What posts have I been reading, did I miss something????
    "Some people say that one's personality is reflected by the way they ride their bike........I’m screwed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedyGirl
    ....um.... fine specimens???? What posts have I been reading, did I miss something????
    I'm a fine specimen, Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Hmmm, specimens...

    Isn't there a jar for keeping these in???
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Hmmm, specimens...

    Isn't there a jar for keeping these in???
    I'm sure I have one of those lying around here somewhere, hXc had one when he was 3-he used to store his verbal diarrhoea in it! There must be enough room for all this shit in there too- well maybe not....
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    FREE to good home - ah, on second thought, any home will do. I am offering somebody a nice Wolf who likes to dress in sheeps clothing from time to time, and sprays the furniture often, but other than that he is sort of house trained. Can cook, has bad habit of leaving toilet seat up (but I've found a good telling off and taking his favorite meal off the menu normally solves this problem) other faults are: deaf as a post (suffers from male selective hearing) and blind as a bat (unless you are blocking his veiw of the tv set wearing the latest BMW Motorbike.) He has a nice gentle nature, likes being petted often, in need of a little tlc (not too much as it will spoil him.) Reason for giving him away? Well I would like to upgrade to a younger model and also nobody would pay for him.
    Cat's could say... Psychokiller

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    Quote Originally Posted by strayjuliet
    FREE to good home - ah, on second thought, any home will do. I am offering somebody a nice Wolf who likes to dress in sheeps clothing from time to time, and sprays the furniture often, but other than that he is sort of house trained. Can cook, has bad habit of leaving toilet seat up (but I've found a good telling off and taking his favorite meal off the menu normally solves this problem) other faults are: deaf as a post (suffers from male selective hearing) and blind as a bat (unless you are blocking his veiw of the tv set wearing the latest BMW Motorbike.) He has a nice gentle nature, likes being petted often, in need of a little tlc (not too much as it will spoil him.) Reason for giving him away? Well I would like to upgrade to a younger model and also nobody would pay for him.

    Just leave the Wolf out on the side of the footpath with a 'FREE" sign..... someone is bound to take him away
    "Some people say that one's personality is reflected by the way they ride their bike........I’m screwed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedyGirl
    Just leave the Wolf out on the side of the footpath with a 'FREE" sign..... someone is bound to take him away
    No, put Wolf out there with a sign saying "$100 Please leave money in letterbox" Before you can close the door someone will have nicked him.
    Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wonko
    No, put Wolf out there with a sign saying "$100 Please leave money in letterbox" Before you can close the door someone will have nicked him.
    and the letterbox...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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