It's OK...I've got a spare!
It's almost unbelievable!
It's too good to be true!
I've just checked my Hotmail and found that I've won two national lotteries that I didn't even know I'd entered!!!
The English one has netted me 850,000 pounds and the South African one US $975,000.00!!!
So long all you penniless suckers, I'm outa here....Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............................................. slam!!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Playin' around
Pfft, he'll be back.
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Lemme guess, all you gotta do is give them your date of birth, address, bank account number, pin number......
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It's OK...I've got a spare!
No...you cynic!!!Originally Posted by Boob Johnson
Lemme guess, all you gotta do is give them your date of birth, address, bank account number, pin number......
I just have to get in touch with the Claims Officer in each case.
The South African one has a doctorate and the British one not only has a doctorate but is also a CBE...you can't get more credibility than that!!!
The British one is also a lady so you can definitely trust her, I bet she's pretty.
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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I always loved this phone conversation:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inbwbPeXRho
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Just remember to get a photo when you collect the cheque in person, wear a fish in a basket on your head and a sign showing "I felch Wombats for Manson"
Chur bro, you too rich eh?Gonna spend some of that loot on penis enlargements and donating to some poor orphan homeless waif who has access to the innernets?
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Mad nagging bitch!
Of course, being the kind generous soul he is, he could always throw some this way so we can get rid of hXc for a year....Just remember to get a photo when you collect the cheque in person, wear a fish in a basket on your head and a sign showing "I felch Wombats for Manson"
Chur bro, you too rich eh?
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
MAD I SAY
yeah it was great last year when i won also
LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST SO WHEN YOU DIE YOUR FRIENDS DONT HAVE TO LIE AT YOUR FUNERAL
the middle path
Gosh I better rush off and check mine....
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Rest In Peace
Shit lucky for you I told them to take a flying fucken leap into the outer stratosphere you must have been next on the list,cool.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Hardcore Biker
I had to enter my credit card details so I could be paidout
still waiting
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live
Weekday cruiser
Sorry to say you were to slow claiming it so they offered it to me.
They also promised they would have the cheque to me in time for mothers day ........
Lead, follow or get the f*%! outa the way.
Forum whore
hmmm are these the lotteries that require you to send them an $80 cash cheque to "claim" your prize
My poor nana got sucked in by heaps of those scams when she was alive...horrible bastards sowing false hope of riches to her and other vulnerable and slightly gullible little old ladies.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Man, I just can't believe it, things are really on the up-and-up!!!
I've just found out that I've inheritted a shit-load of money and the Chief Auditor To The President wants to send me an ATM card that will allow me to draw USD $6.2 million from any ATM in the world.
And to think, up until today I couldn't get more than $200 from some machines.
Anyway, mustn't dilly dally, I have to send all of my personal details off to these nice people so that I can start spending!!!
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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