Why you dont leave a 4 year old alone.

[Bullitt]

Closest I came was putting a cigarette lighter through the drivers seat of my parents Datsun 120Y SSS when mum left me in the car to pop into the supermarket. Back in those days noone thought anything of leaving kids for a few minutes like that. Probably very lucky it didnt burn more than a neat circle.

[blossomsowner]

love the paint job, kids certainly keep life interesting eh?



does he get to help clean the mess too.............

[FROSTY:Me]

Hmm--the sight of an oil covered 4 year old trying to scrub oil off of a van with tissue paper --Priceless

[Mom]

my 2 year old painted the dog blue ..............

..ie you shouldn't leave PAINT lying around, either

I once dyed a flea bitten grey pony blue just before a big pony club day! Used that old fashioned thing called laundry blue to make whites whiter, over did the concentration and hey presto, a blue rinse pony! God I got in the shit from number 1 daughter for that...LOL

[Number One]

I once dyed a flea bitten grey pony blue just before a big pony club day! Used that old fashioned thing called laundry blue to make whites whiter, over did the concentration and hey presto, a blue rinse pony! God I got in the shit from number 1 daughter for that...LOL

ROFL! I can just see that

[Owl]

It could be worse Frosty. At 4, I filled me old mans petrol tank with sand. I don't really remember, but apparently I wasn't popular!

[FROSTY:Me]

"Happy Birthday Daddy. I painted your van."

If you ask me this sort of talent should be encouraged. Might come in handy in your business.

HMM- next time bart simpson and dennis the menace get together --GUESS what bro--boy is dennis gonna get some "cool " ideas
hehehehehehehehee
Yes fuelled by a LOT of birfday drinks

[Forest]

This photo has been floating around the Internet for a few years.

But it is still one of my favourites.

[Number One]

This photo has been floating around the Internet for a few years.

But it is still one of my favourites.

Ha haa - my boy (2 at the time) got into a 20 litre bucket of house primer paint. Upended it, sat in it making 'angels' and then proceeded to make his way around the house of the person who was caring for him. Sitting on and touching everything in his wake.

He musta been going at it for a good while too - I felt like utter shit....now though I think back and realise he must've been a decent amount of time unsupervised and as I now know what a skanky ho the woman was and what was probably going on while she was 'caring' for my boy...I a little to myself whenever I think about the mess he made.

[mowgli]

Yep Your imagination pretty well has it covered.

Send him to tech. If he can improve his coverage you won't be white van man any more.

[Kittyhawk]

Bugger!! but highly amusing..least its now more slick for cornering..

back when i was a little itch on the carpet mum was on the phone one day, found a big tub of margarine (those square 1kg ones i think it was) in the fridge (brother and i were sneaking for cookies) went into the lounge and started painting the wall in margarine, i had learnt by that time how to tell a hour on the clock....so after an hour of mum being absent form our perfect innocence we had set to work to impress her.

It resulted in the standard "right im calling your father and taking you both down to the workshop to see him" follwed by a smack!

*i thought for a 5 year old the wall looked impressive

I learnt the hard way time and time again, no wonder i have a firm ass