Pick-up lines

**Nade** · 25th May 2008, 21:31

Originally Posted by McJim

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?

Thats nice top/ skirt/ dress/ wot ever your wearing....look better crumpled at the end of my bed tho....

**Nagash** · 25th May 2008, 21:31

The PocketCracker trademarked line.. "Yes Please!" Fails 19/20. But the law of inevitability usually kicks in..

**gismo** · 25th May 2008, 21:33

Originally Posted by McJim

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?

**gismo** · 25th May 2008, 21:35

Originally Posted by sosman

hi wots been up you! Imean wot you been up too doh

Now that could get a slap if taken the wrong way

**McJim** · 25th May 2008, 21:38

Originally Posted by Nade

Thats nice top/ skirt/ dress/ wot ever your wearing....look better crumpled at the end of my bed tho....

It's called a kilt bro'...and you couldn't handle me. I'd split you from arse to naval!

**Nade** · 25th May 2008, 21:47

Originally Posted by McJim

It's called a kilt bro'...and you couldn't handle me. I'd split you from arse to naval!

A foriegn sporren(sp?)......nothing like sharing is caring eh

Ever heard of an Angry Dragon!?!?!

google is your friend...pmsl

**awayatc** · 25th May 2008, 21:48

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it!

Is it hot in here? or is it just you...?

**gismo** · 25th May 2008, 21:50

Originally Posted by Nade

A foriegn sporren(sp?)......nothing like sharing is caring eh

Ever heard of an Angry Dragon!?!?!

google is your friend...pmsl

at angry dragon

**gismo** · 25th May 2008, 21:52

Originally Posted by awayatc

My face is leaving in 10 minutes, be on it!

Is it hot in here? or is it just you...?

I like the face one.

**McJim** · 25th May 2008, 21:55

Originally Posted by gismo

at angry dragon

So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her face

very funny

**homer** · 25th May 2008, 21:56

hey babe do ya like clocks , well ive got something to put 2 hands and a face on

**homer** · 25th May 2008, 21:57

hey you like chinese food , my spring roll babe

**hang0ver** · 25th May 2008, 21:57

Excuse me, are you Jamaican?

Yes = I thought so...

No = Really? Cause Ja-maic-an-me crazy!

Lamest line out! Its about 0 and 15 for the last three seasons.

**hang0ver** · 25th May 2008, 21:59

That naked kid on my Avatar does a lot better with the women...

**Nade** · 25th May 2008, 21:59

Originally Posted by McJim

So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her face

very funny

Not to forget the donkey punch.....

not that gizy would ever let me think about that one...