Pick-up lines

[gismo]

Ok.. i'm in need of a bit of a laugh.. Not really feeling too good. Think i might be coming down with a flu or something...

So i was just wondering what the best and worst pick up lines you have heard/used are?

And if you have used any.. did they work?

Come on now dont be shy.

[Nade]

Ok.. i'm in need of a bit of a laugh.. Not really feeling too good. Think i might be coming down with a flu or something......

Aww baby...want a root!?!?

[cowboyz]

any pub in palmy on a thurs fri or sat night that will work.

[gismo]

Aww baby...want a root!?!?

If you dont mind a starfish.......... HELL YES!!!

[Taz]

I Can't help sorry.
I appear to secrete some form of female repellent......

[Nade]

If you dont mind a starfish.......... HELL YES!!!

Any holes a goal baby......do you sleep on your belly???



no!??! can I? lol

[Mumbles]

"Haaay .... you don't sweat much for a fat chic"

or if that don't woow her try

"Fallen over a tree recently? ... how about a root?"

or

If she not from NZ... Got any Kiwi in ya? want some?

[gismo]

Any holes a goal baby......do you sleep on your belly???



no!??! can I? lol

[Nade]

so whats new...you usually bash me before you want a root......

[homer]

me and a mate were at the pisser years ago ,
anyways chatting to 2 hot chics there at the time and all was going really good .
my mate has one leg and he feed them all about how he was on the back of my bike i had then , telling them how he lost it in a motorcycle accident .
they were like so impressed , he was telling them how i was riding the bike at the time and he was pillion .
all was going super , till he told them he actually had cancer and had lost his leg .
well it was all over then . so what do you do . lmao

[homer]

try asking if she wants to play dumptrucks
when she asks whats dumptrucks , tell her to back up and get a load

[gismo]

"Haaay .... you don't sweat much for a fat chic"

or if that don't woow her try

"Fallen over a tree recently? ... how about a root?"

or

If she not from NZ... Got any Kiwi in ya? want some?

[gismo]

try asking if she wants to play dumptrucks
when she asks whats dumptrucks , tell her to back up and get a load

[McJim]

Hi honey, Wanna go halves on a bastard?

You have lovely hair..I bet it looks better on a pillow.

Can I buy you a drink? No? Then I suppose a blowjob is completely out of the question then?

Your teeth are like the stars...do they come out at night?

[sosman]

hi wots been up you! Imean wot you been up too doh