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  1. 26th May 2008, 10:56 #1
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    Unwanted attention

    Okay so you are enjoying yourself at a party after a nice dinner out with your other half.
    Due to possibly a few to many dringks mixed with steak, bluevein cheese and dancing your other half goes to get some fresh air.

    What is the best line for getting rid of unwanted attention?

    CREEP are you here with your boyfriend
    YOU (said to other half as they come back) are you my boyfriend?
    OTHERHALF depends on if you are gonna s**k my d**k tonight.

    Should have seen the look on CREEPS face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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  3. 26th May 2008, 11:19 #3
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    How about "sorry I'm not interested and am here with my boyfriend" in a nice polite voice?

    [Edit:] can you clarify how we should interperet "many drinks mixed with.....blue vein cheese"???
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    Just tell then you are a Lesbian...worked for me saying I was Gay....
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    Unwanted attention ...
    My friend and I always used to flip a coin... the stoopid male would be thinking he was gonna get lucky and would be going home with the winner.

    Yeah right! We were flipping the coin to decide who would tell him to "F**K OFF!"


    (of course if he was cute then we would be flipping the coin to decide which one of us would do the honorable thing and step aside...LOL)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Just tell then you are a Lesbian...worked for me saying I was Gay....
    ....and then word gets round...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    ....and then word gets round...
    However, women want what they can't have...

    And there's kudos in being the one to 'convert' the gay fella.


    However, you might find that you'll get more unwanted attention rather than less.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    sorry cant talk really got the runns
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    I've seen the ol' "pour the drink down the trousers" trick work quite well, or the usual "get lost creep/slimeball", the ol'elbow in the side, the stiletto stomp on the shoe, a knee in the groin ...

    Glad I let my mates take those hits ... its all fun and games until it works and then you're married with children!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    ....and then word gets round...
    Really..................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    However, women want what they can't have...

    And there's kudos in being the one to 'convert' the gay fella.


    However, you might find that you'll get more unwanted attention rather than less.
    Bugger...now you tell me..................
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    Just tell them that as soon as you believe there is a relationship, you will go them for half their assets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    I've seen the ol' "pour the drink down the trousers" trick work quite well, or the usual "get lost creep/slimeball", the ol'elbow in the side, the stiletto stomp on the shoe, a knee in the groin ...
    That's shocking! I'd never do that to a guy, even if his pick up line is not that great...

    There should be such a thing as courtesy really...he had the balls to get close and all that, blah, blah...A polite: "thank you for the interest, but unfortunately, I am:
    a-taken,
    b- not that interested or
    c- PMSing so quite frankly, I savor the idea of a stiff G&T way more at the moment

    However, if he is behaving like a creep, touching ANY part of the body in an uninvited manner, well that's a different ballgame.

    Fortunately, I never used to get hit on much
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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