A notice

[Riff Raff]

why the hell didn't you say so when i was there....it may have helped your neck

Cos alcohol and painkillers don't mix - haven't you read my pissed warblings of Christmas Eve?????? And that was from only 2 glasses of bubbly!!

[Blakamin]

stolichnaya Thanks, couldn't spell it so didn't try. Plain-as label but great value, good Vodka.

I've spent many an evening reading that label...mmmmmmm (payday tomorrow...stolli here I come!!!)

[TwoSeven]

Pretty much dont drink any vodka that makes it into NZ. I used to drink heaps in europe, but gave up when I came here. Too much water in it - tasts vile.

[Jamezo]

Rescueing kittens from trees and puppies from rivers sounds way better than "Got drunk, fell out of bed, have carpet burn on forehead....".

Mmmmm, vodka.....

Ang

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

[Mongoose]

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

If you need to ask, perhaps its safer you did not know.

[Indiana_Jones]

carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

It's on the side of my head, about 2cm from the corner of my eye, I just have no idea how it got there :sly:

-Indy

[Mencius]

Jamezo said:carpet burn on the knees, maybe, but what bizzare product of drunken kama sutra study could produce carpet burn on the forehead?

Step One: Get very very drunk.

Step Two: Strategically pass out in bed, laying on stomach.

Step Three: Wake up, realising you really need a piss.

Step Four: Slide out of bed, onto one's forehead, thereby removing a large patch of skin on the carpet.

Voila!

Ang

[Mongoose]

[Step Four: Slide out of bed, onto one's forehead, thereby removing a large patch of skin on the carpet.

Voila!

Ang[/QUOTE]

Cor, how come you always come up wiff the easy sensible answers, huh?

[Mencius]

Indy said: It's on the side of my head, about 2cm from the corner of my eye, I just have no idea how it got there

That is the entire point of it being a UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injury). It's unidentifiable how you did it. Hence the stories about kittens and puppies and such.......

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

[Mencius]

Cor, how come you always come up wiff the easy sensible answers, huh?

Probably 'cos I was there

And I remember it. Leaving half your face on the carpet has a remarkably sobering effect!

Ang

[Mongoose]

Probably 'cos I was there

And I remember it. Leaving half your face on the carpet has a remarkably sobering effect!

Ang

Keeps that in mind for future reference. One problem, when it will be most needed, the memory banks will have shut down for the duration. Dang, foiled again.

[Jamezo]

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

I'm not even gonna touch that one...

[Milky]

My most *curious* UDI was managing to chip two of my back teeth..........don't know, don't wanna!

Ang

My first guess is that you attempted to open a beer bottle in your teeth. Seeing as you didnt want to know, it is probably wrong... Unsolved, the issue is steeped in a sense of intrigue. Maybe it is better that way.

[Mencius]

My first guess is that you attempted to open a beer bottle in your teeth. Seeing as you didnt want to know, it is probably wrong... Unsolved, the issue is steeped in a sense of intrigue. Maybe it is better that way.

With my *back* teeth though? I don't think I was trying to open a bottle.....

Ah, and I don't drink beer. And they open your bottles in the pub too. Hmm, a mystery it will always be.....

Ang

[Mongoose]

With my *back* teeth though? I don't think I was trying to open a bottle.....

Ah, and I don't drink beer. And they open your bottles in the pub too. Hmm, a mystery it will always be.....

Ang

In that case, you do NOT want to hear my suggestion as to how it happened