Gay road racers?

[blacksheep]

So what colour you want your nails, ya skinny fooka

can yer get nails in different colours?i thought it was only ghey,i mean grey

[nallac]

well is red or white wine?..







doesn't really mater does it, still tastes like shit.

[slowpoke]

A few years ago I woulda said "gay".......

.......but having a missus who works in the wine industry, and meeting some of the hard cunts working out in all weathers to make the stuff, I now have to respectfully say "nay".....

.....er, unless they are racing for some poofy dessert wine.....it better fuggin' be some gut burning, teeth clenching, concrete cleaning red of some description or yes, I'm afraid they'll have velcro'd bumflaps sewn into their leathers and it's back's to the pit wall fella's....

[GIXser]

Trashie, Trashie, trashie.....

must i teach you the way of the world we live in today,

bygone are the days of opening a bottle of lion red with your teeth,
bygone are the days of bingo on a sunday aftenoon,
bygone are the days of listening to skinard linard,

spend a hot steamy night with myself and brian, and you will come out the other end redeemed of your wicked sins.

ps, i will win the bottle(maybe)

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial, manicure, and massage either..

[nallac]

Trashie, Trashie, trashie.....

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial either..

shit i've watched to many pornos to agree with ya there.

[Kickaha]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!

What was it of yours Bobs tasted before?

Now who's the fucken poofter?

[sosman]

who r ya talking about? two honda riders?

[jrandom]

I'll give a bottle of wine to whoever draws a giant cock and balls in black vivid on Trashy's bike right before a race.

[Kittyhawk]

depends on the wine dear....if we are talking cheap nasty stuff pffft i say..

if its vintage/champagne or something classy, id bet then

[scrivy]

Divvo bets Kickaha a gobjob that they'll finish worse than 8th........
Now, THEY are poofters!!!!!

ooops...... I meant they are poofters cause they ride a long bike......

[marioc]

Jesus wine drinkers are gay?
Cmon guy this aint the 70's any more.
Its very metro to enjoy a glass of vino.

[Colapop]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!

So what you're really saying is that you're scared they'll hold you down and force themsleves upon you??

[DEATH_INC.]

oh also there is nothing wrong with an occasional facial, manicure, and massage either..

OCCASIONAL........ OCCASIONAL........

[Quasievil]

Coz they're my fricken pit mates and they're a shit load bigger than me!!!!

Dont be intimidated mate, apparently its not the size its how you use it, Im sure you will have a good time

[DEATH_INC.]

Dont be intimidated mate, apparently its not the size its how you use it,

All you little guys say that......