View Poll Results: Bike or poontang?

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  • Bike

    53 59.55%
  • Poontang

    36 40.45%
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Thread: Bike or poontang?

  1. #16
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    17th February 2004 - 13:09
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    Triumph Tiger 800
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    Kapiti
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    "Sex is like air - its only important when you're not getting any"

    therefore I vote the bike!
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

  2. #17
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    1st July 2007 - 17:40
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    my little pony
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    shoebox on middle of road
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    Bikes don't complain if you ride another bike either.

  3. #18
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    27th November 2003 - 12:00
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    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
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    13,111
    Sex or a bike? That's something else I've clearly misunderstood. It was hard explaining "those burns" to my GP...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

  4. #19
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    25th January 2007 - 10:06
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    '14 Multistrada 1200S
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    palmy
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    3,759
    why d'you think I have a seat big enough for two?
    F M S

  5. #20
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    10th August 2006 - 16:34
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    Bikeless @ Mo - Injured
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    932
    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    bike and a masty
    Hahahaha!!! Nice one!!
    "World famous since ages ago"

  6. #21
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    29th August 2003 - 10:00
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    GSXR 750 (No 10)
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    Whitby by the Sea.
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    Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus
    Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.

  7. #22
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    8th October 2007 - 14:58
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    Loud and hoony
    Location
    Now
    Posts
    3,215
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Bleck View Post
    After ten years of sex on tap I'd go for bike.... but please don't tell my missa's!
    Maybe not ten years - but I hear ya! I suspect that disposition would only last so long though...

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus
    BWAHAHAHAhahaha - does she know?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

  8. #23
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    5th July 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    2006 GSF1200S Bandit
    Location
    Henderson - West Auckland
    Posts
    332
    poontang available whenever....
    Bike is more important at this stage too....
    4 wheels move the body
    2 wheels move the soul

  9. #24
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    19th July 2007 - 20:05
    Bike
    750 auw
    Location
    Mianus
    Posts
    2,247
    You have to do something *really* stupid to feel guilty or regretful after a bike ride......

  10. #25
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    31st January 2005 - 20:53
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    Vulcan - God of Fire
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
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    I've had both in combination so I don't see why one should have to choose one over the other.
    Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Obliterate what makes us weak!

  11. #26
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    8th July 2006 - 22:35
    Bike
    Now bikeless :-(
    Location
    New Plymouth
    Posts
    524
    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    Poontang???
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang


    So now you know a brand new word (or possibly more)

  12. #27
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    27th February 2005 - 08:47
    Bike
    a red heap
    Location
    towel wronger
    Posts
    6,522
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    at least the bikes not off the road one week a month.
    but you cant flip your bike over and still ride it

  13. #28
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    19th July 2007 - 20:05
    Bike
    750 auw
    Location
    Mianus
    Posts
    2,247
    my bike bled all over the road on saturday, then got all moody and wouldn't let me ride it until things had cooled down.

    bitch.

  14. #29
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    15th October 2005 - 15:54
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    Nada
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    4,311
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus
    Same thing innit?

  15. #30
    Join Date
    3rd January 2007 - 22:23
    Bike
    A chubby lollipop
    Location
    I'm over here!
    Posts
    2,539
    What's a bike?

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