"Sex is like air - its only important when you're not getting any"
therefore I vote the bike!
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Poontang
"Sex is like air - its only important when you're not getting any"
therefore I vote the bike!
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Bikes don't complain if you ride another bike either.
Sex or a bike? That's something else I've clearly misunderstood. It was hard explaining "those burns" to my GP...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
why d'you think I have a seat big enough for two?
F M S
Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus
Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
poontang available whenever....
Bike is more important at this stage too....
4 wheels move the body
2 wheels move the soul
You have to do something *really* stupid to feel guilty or regretful after a bike ride......
I've had both in combination so I don't see why one should have to choose one over the other.
Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Obliterate what makes us weak!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang
So now you know a brand new word (or possibly more)
my bike bled all over the road on saturday, then got all moody and wouldn't let me ride it until things had cooled down.
bitch.
What's a bike?
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