View Poll Results: Bike or poontang?

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  • Bike

    53 59.55%
  • Poontang

    36 40.45%
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Thread: Bike or poontang?

  1. #31
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    3rd January 2007 - 22:23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo600 View Post
    Fuck, I'd rather chop wood than have sex with my missus
    Did you miss with wood with your hatchet and give your missus a nasty gash?

  2. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea
    What's a bike?
    Whats sex?
    Drew for Prime Minister!

    www.oldskoolperformance.com

    www.prospeedmc.com for parts ex U.S.A ( He's a Kiwi! )

  3. #33
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    31st January 2005 - 20:53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    my bike bled all over the road on saturday, then got all moody and wouldn't let me ride it until things had cooled down.

    bitch.
    Ah, that time of the month huh?
    Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Obliterate what makes us weak!

  4. #34
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    8th August 2004 - 17:16
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Ok, sex first, but bikes a very , very close second...
    I really wasn't expecting you to choose that first....

  5. #35
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    Bike! 10 characters plus.

  6. #36
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    That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so

  7. #37
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    If you fall asleep on top of a bike you're stuck in hospital for fewer days.

  8. #38
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    11th December 2004 - 20:46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so
    go on... just call it "furthering your education"

    btw, don't you just love the second description!?

  9. #39
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    27th November 2006 - 19:32
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    Can ride my bike in public,can get arrested though for both though.My bike don't care if I ride another,talk about it with another bike,have a 3some with it(pillion).But the bike won't make me coffee,cook tea or eggs,might give up now whilst ahead.

    Bike can't read what I type,
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

  10. #40
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    8th October 2007 - 14:58
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Same thing innit?
    Only the cleaving part - I don't want to know which part of your mating ritual that gives the callouses either

    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

  11. #41
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    8th August 2004 - 17:16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    go on... just call it "furthering your education"

    btw, don't you just love the second description!?
    And they're right too

    To be fair, I think KB has played a bigger part in "furthering my education" than anything else.

  12. #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    I really wasn't expecting you to choose that first....
    Meh...hubby's not complaining


    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    That site has destroyed my innocence, and continues to do so
    What innocence? Pull the other one, will ya...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

  13. #43
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    This thread's not as good as the last one on Eggs Zachary the same topic....
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


  14. #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Meh...hubby's not complaining

    What innocence? Pull the other one, will ya...
    Would be of concern if he did.

    I had a sheltered up-bringing. Wasn't allowed to see American Pie and all that. Didn't know what a blow job was until I was 16. Most people still believe I'm innocent too...

  15. #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Would be of concern if he did.

    I had a sheltered up-bringing. Wasn't allowed to see American Pie and all that. Didn't know what a blow job was until I was 16. Most people still believe I'm innocent too...
    Isn't it funny how quickly late bloomers can catch up? In my view, a sheltered up bringing nurtures a sharper than average curiosity...a couple of guys I dated were from very "upper stiff lip" families, and they were some of the naughtiest I had ever been with...
    Guess they were making up for lost times, eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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