View Poll Results: Bike or poontang?

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    53 59.55%
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Thread: Bike or poontang?

  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blossom View Post

    ok after much thought I have decided... poontang first and bike a close second...
    but both have a similar effect afterwards.
    You're either riding the bike wrong, or riding the bike wrong.

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    id say the bike...with she on the back yeah!!
    'the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun'

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    definately Poontang !!!!!
    I ask for nothing but to ride where ever the road calls

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Really? fark I've always been a perv
    Yes, we know sweetheart....but you're spefial!

    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    You're either riding the bike wrong, or riding the bike wrong.
    You don't really understand the mechanism of the female orgasm, do you?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post



    You don't really understand the mechanism of the female orgasm, do you?
    Do I need to?

    Hmmmm, nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Do I need to?

    Hmmmm, nah.
    Guess that explains this post: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...15#post1584915

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....
    You say that like *hic* 'tis a bad thing...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    I think peasea starts on the sauce earlier than most.....
    Wash maykth yoo shay vat?
    Buuuuurrrp!

    If you want the truth; I bore easily and (if I'm up to date with work) my fingers get up to no good on this keyboard. I'd love to sit around all day and night drinking but I doubt my wallet, my liver or my missus could handle it.

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    got the best bike in the world, recently lost best sex in the world...:-( could go for some! haha. man thats sad.wouldn't swap the bike though...its just that good.
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

  11. #71
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    I'd have to go with bike-sex
    "Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."

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    I find it interesting that a higher proportion of chicks chose sex compared to the dudes, well just the ones who commented anyway. Maybe that suggests we fare better when it comes to sex? I dunno I would chose sex any day! I love my bike but man I could do without it a lot longer than I could do without sex.

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    Nup, bike.
    Not tried the tang, but I should think I'd prefer the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Nup, bike.
    Not tried the tang, but I should think I'd prefer the bike.
    Each to their own girl,each to their own.If I go more then a few days without a ride I get real grumpy.
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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    I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Do I need to?

    Hmmmm, nah.
    Neither have I ever understood why some girls think that the most devastating blow they can deal to a man is telling him that 'I was faking it every time' when they break up.

    There can be only one reply: 'Well I didn't - who lost then?'...

    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    I find it interesting that a higher proportion of chicks chose sex compared to the dudes, well just the ones who commented anyway. Maybe that suggests we fare better when it comes to sex? I dunno I would chose sex any day! I love my bike but man I could do without it a lot longer than I could do without sex.
    Would go to suggest that while you have to work harder to achieve your release it might be better when it eventually comes around.

    Women - good for cooking breakfast and letting you relax your forearm

    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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