Polling time

[Oakie]

Two Irishmen walk into a bar. You'd think the second one should have seen what happened to the first one.

Probably would have seen it if the first one walked into a pole.

I walked into a bollard outside a mall entrance once. Walking along behind my daughter I didn't see it. She skipped sideways and I walked right into the bollard and crushed my nuts.

[jrandom]

I walked into a bollard outside a mall entrance once. Walking along behind my daughter I didn't see it. She skipped sideways and I walked right into the bollard and crushed my nuts.

Cosmic justice for every time a parent holding a kid's hand has walked past a signpost, leading the kid into it face first.

[Trudes]

I was walking my bosses dog one day and he wasn't watching where he was going and he walked into a pole.... now I don't normally find animals hurting themselves funny, but he was obviously not hurt, so I just about weed myself laughing, stupid little bugger!!

[Colapop]

Were you on your way to pick up his dry cleaning? Or out getting his coffee?

[nallac]

you've heard of the saying
two birds in the hand is better than one in the bush
well i think my pole in a bush is better.
repeatedly of course...