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    I was violated...

    by Str8 Jacket last night, she managed a infiltrate the Norf Welly Massif; I was taken by surprise...it was a gripping experience

    Did I provoke this? Is it something I said? What did I do to deserve it? Were my actions asking for it?


    I'm starting to consider my options, but hear this...when the grip strikes, it will be swift and silent.

    Revenge is a dish best served with tomato sauce.
    The Unknown Rider

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    Was the violation a ???


    "...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."

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    Mwahahahahahahahahahahhhahhhhaha! Ha!

    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    Did I provoke this? Is it something I said? What did I do to deserve it? Were my actions asking for it?


    No no, not at all!

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    Slinger the question is was it goooooood for you

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    Did the earth move?

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    First rule of grip club is you don't talk about grip club!
    If you inquire about the grip, punishment will be swift and unmerciful, as you have now found out!! May the grip be with you!

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    shit did she ask ya's for support her racing ' by emptying out ya's pocket's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    Did I provoke this? Is it something I said? What did I do to deserve it? Were my actions asking for it?
    But the real question is, who are you?

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    *snort* *fart* *burb*
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    But the real question is, who are you?
    I think he may just be the "Unknown Rider"
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Oh Hels, you shoulda seen it, wished you hadn't left so soon.
    Mr Unknown goes over to his bike, can hear him rummaging about, then you hear this "Oh My GOD!!!" and "Oh Shit"... "You bastards" and a number of other exclamations, "I got gripped! Bloody Hels!, that's it she's owwt!"

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    If he's going about making these WILD accusations...do we rename him to Slinging-Shit....???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Oh Hels, you shoulda seen it, wished you hadn't left so soon.
    Mr Unknown goes over to his bike, can hear him rummaging about, then you hear this "Oh My GOD!!!" and "Oh Shit"... "You bastards" and a number of other exclamations, "I got gripped! Bloody Hels!, that's it she's owwt!"
    I never knew he was so sensitive.....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Reaching into that pack sack, I felt the gel of the grip...it felt so right, so good, so wonderful until I realised what I'd just been a part of.

    It's like getting the best blow job of your life then finding out that she was a he.

    Who knows where it will strike next! Watch your back Hels.


    I've updated my signature.
    The Unknown Rider

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