Quasi's movie review Oceans 12

**Quasievil** · 30th December 2004, 07:29

CRAP!!!!!!!!

**6Chris6** · 30th December 2004, 07:38

Come on Brett!

Some of us didn't get the privelidge (sp) of your fancy Hamilholian Schools and Universities.
Can you please rewrite this in lay-mans terms please :spudwhat:

PS You do waffle on a bit too.

**k14** · 30th December 2004, 07:41

I agree with you quasi. Was expecting alot after oceans 11 (it is alot to live up to), but came out of the theatre highly dissapointed.

**Quasievil** · 30th December 2004, 07:55

Okay I should elaborate

The movie was crptic and disjointed, it lacked action and an understandable storyline, it seemed to be all over the show.
ALL the funny bits were in the previews and in the context of the scene itself werent really funny, perhaps just cute guys being cute for the girls who would laugh at anything to come out of there mouths.
Catherine Zeta Jones proved again her acting ability truly is without a trace of emotion and Julia Roberts looked like she needs to be tied to a chair and feed on KFC for a month she looked Gaunt and sick.
The typical cliche acting of Gorge Clooney and Brad Pitt was preditable, infact the acting was completely shite.
Mrs Evil Feel asleep twice and I feel asleep also.
I give this a Quasi star Rating of 1 out of five for good locations, I guess they needed something to attract the stars, and the fashion was good as well

We gave Anaconda a Quasi Star rating of 1/2 .

**Quasievil** · 30th December 2004, 07:57

Originally Posted by 6Chris6

Come on Brett!

Some of us didn't get the privelidge (sp) of your fancy Hamilholian Schools and Universities.
Can you please rewrite this in lay-mans terms please :spudwhat:

PS You do waffle on a bit too.

I did not get the benifit of such an education I left school when I was 5 years old

**Cajun** · 30th December 2004, 07:59

Originally Posted by Quasievil

I did not get the benifit of such an education I left school when I was 5 years old

that would be the reason ya brought a crap motorbike ya got no learning in ya

**Quasievil** · 30th December 2004, 08:03

Originally Posted by Cajun

that would be the reason ya brought a crap motorbike ya got no learning in ya

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo

**6Chris6** · 30th December 2004, 08:09

Originally Posted by Quasievil

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!

**Quasievil** · 30th December 2004, 08:16

Originally Posted by 6Chris6

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!

**Cajun** · 30th December 2004, 08:20

Originally Posted by Quasievil

How can you relate my Bike to Effluent when your bike and gear is the color of Baby Poo

shrug i never had a baby, so don't know what it looks like old man, and well my yellow leathers clashed badly with the zx10r i was riding on monday

**Cajun** · 30th December 2004, 08:21

Originally Posted by 6Chris6

I disagree, it's actually the colour of monkey sick!

we know you are a monkey, but we don't want to know what colour your sick is bud

**enigma51** · 30th December 2004, 08:22

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Okay I should elaborate

The movie was crptic and disjointed, it lacked action and an understandable storyline, it seemed to be all over the show.
ALL the funny bits were in the previews and in the context of the scene itself werent really funny, perhaps just cute guys being cute for the girls who would laugh at anything to come out of there mouths.
Catherine Zeta Jones proved again her acting ability truly is without a trace of emotion and Julia Roberts looked like she needs to be tied to a chair and feed on KFC for a month she looked Gaunt and sick.
The typical cliche acting of Gorge Clooney and Brad Pitt was preditable, infact the acting was completely shite.
Mrs Evil Feel asleep twice and I feel asleep also.
I give this a Quasi star Rating of 1 out of five for good locations, I guess they needed something to attract the stars, and the fashion was good as well

We gave Anaconda a Quasi Star rating of 1/2 .

So you saying it was shit.
(Dont realy understand all these big words)