Kiwi Biker's Got Talent.

[Mom]

I have a really long tongue.

really????????

And can you breath through your ears? If so, then I know some people who might like to meet you...

Take my line why dont you! She never shared that talent when I met her

have been off mine for 7yrs now and just last week got my daughter some so out come the old blades to help her get her confidence , she thinks its great when i fall over

I used to be a mean as skater! Roller skates though, we did not have blades back in the olden days, unless it was on ice... Fucken teenaged boys with OTT testosterone made me show off

[Conquiztador]

Fire breathing...

[Mikkel]

I eat really fast...

[martybabe]

I eat really fast...

Me too. I wonder if that's an ex fireman thing, I used to be washing my plate before they'd picked up their forks, well their greedy bastards, gotta get in quick.

Not much good at a talent show though. Next up ,we have martybabe eating two plates of curry,.... Oh scratch that it's gone..next.

[ManDownUnder]

I can clear a decent sized room the day after a nice curry. I'm pretty classy too!

[peasea]

How many KBers have skills or abilities that could be put to good effect as entertainment?

Who amongst us can yodel/juggle/ride a unicycle/etc? And who would willingly demonstrate the prodigiousness of their talent in public?

Any hopes I may have once harbored to be a world-class entertainer were hammered out of me at high school by a teacher who informed me that ventriloquism did not involve trying to make girls' lips move by putting a hand up their skirts.

Don't be shy. Tell the rest of us what your special talent is...

I can put my willy in a coffee mug but the last time I did the thread got PD'd.
I can light my farts too.

[mynameis]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA2B5X0LhMY[/youtube]

[LilSel]

I have a really long tongue.

oooh oooh me too .... imagine Mrs K, we could perform a tasteful duet .......

A long tongue you say??... How do you measure that??
*pokes tongue out* hmmm.... I think mines just wide lol.

[Oakie]

I can light my farts too.

Fart lighting. Now there's a performance art. I tried to teach my 18 year-old nephew the art as part of his passage to manhood. Unfortunately he held the match too far from his arse and instead of the flame flaring outwards, it burnt back and singed his ring-gear. Funny as feck ... well me and his dad thought so.
Actually I remember making the same mistake myself at the same age and igniting my pubes. Pooey!