Kiwi Biker's Got Talent.

**Hitcher** · 2nd June 2008, 16:54

How many KBers have skills or abilities that could be put to good effect as entertainment?

Who amongst us can yodel/juggle/ride a unicycle/etc? And who would willingly demonstrate the prodigiousness of their talent in public?

Any hopes I may have once harbored to be a world-class entertainer were hammered out of me at high school by a teacher who informed me that ventriloquism did not involve trying to make girls' lips move by putting a hand up their skirts.

Don't be shy. Tell the rest of us what your special talent is...

**Big Dave** · 2nd June 2008, 17:00

How long ya got?

**DMNTD:Me** · 2nd June 2008, 17:04

I can do quite the impressive "helicopter" and given enough bourbons...

**jrandom** · 2nd June 2008, 17:14

I can recite the full first half-to-two-thirds (depending on level of inebriation) of The Saga of Ethelred, or, The Sad Tale of a Motor Fan.

A guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

**Katman** · 2nd June 2008, 17:20

Fly's eyes?

White eared elephant?

**jrandom** · 2nd June 2008, 17:21

I detect a common theme emerging.

**Katman** · 2nd June 2008, 17:22

(Oh, and I can also fart - if someone pulls my finger).

**sAsLEX** · 2nd June 2008, 17:23

Windsurfer?

Eiffel Tower?

Squirrel on a trampoline?

**tri boy** · 2nd June 2008, 17:25

Used to do a mean "dance of the flaming arseholes".

**skidMark** · 2nd June 2008, 17:30

Originally Posted by Hitcher

How many KBers have skills or abilities that could be put to good effect as entertainment?

Who amongst us can yodel/juggle/ride a unicycle/etc? And who would willingly demonstrate the prodigiousness of their talent in public?

Any hopes I may have once harbored to be a world-class entertainer were hammered out of me at high school by a teacher who informed me that ventriloquism did not involve trying to make girls' lips move by putting a hand up their skirts.

Don't be shy. Tell the rest of us what your special talent is...

Most of us just like, you know...

... ride our motorcycles.

...Instead of just talking crap on here?

...I'm a minority.

**DMNTD:Me** · 2nd June 2008, 17:33

Originally Posted by skidMark

...I'm a minority.

Nah don't be so hard on yourself SM....plenty of people talk utter tripe on here.

**Joni** · 2nd June 2008, 17:41

I used to be a good singer... I'd say Im average now!
Used to play bass pretty well, dont know if I can play anymore, haven't picked one up in years...

Like all old muso's I have the dream of "what could of been"