Buy or rent?

[DMNTD:Me]

...they say that the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for...

You don't pay to fuck them....you pay for them to leave afterwards.
Rental is always cheaper unless one has learnt their lessons from previous purchases.

[Grahameeboy]

You don't pay to fuck them....you pay for them to leave afterwards.
Rental is always cheaper unless one has learnt their lessons from previous purchases.

Oh I paid my ex off and still paying for her bitterness even though she left...I agree Chris renting is better as you have the option to give back and no complaints or I guess these days you can rent to buy

[Harry33]

yeah but rentals are normally thrashed to shit. Paul should have been given either a seniors discount or maybe even Heather Mills could have offered to give him half off.

[1 Free Man]

I take it thats a clue to your username

You got it!! Got it on a P plate on my cage 1 FRE MN. Fucked her off big time when I got it
Fucked her off even more when she found out I bought a bike. she doesn't like the idea of me having a life.

[Swoop]

Option #1: Rent.
Option #2: Buy.

What if there are funds lacking, but on their way in the future...
Can they do a "lay by"???






Sorry. I'll get my coat...

[moT]

The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

Theres a proper way to work this out do this with present and future value methods