Sorry arses

[scumdog]

So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)

[Pussy]

Nothing for me, scummy, but I'd say a lot of the posts on KB look like they're fuelled by pure chrystal meth...

[scumdog]

Nothing for me, scummy, but I'd say a lot of the posts on KB look like they're fuelled by pure chrystal meth...

I dunno - I doubt the thought process involved is that sharp....

[The Pastor]

I love P - only 2 sleeps till christmas.

[Big Dave]

I am currently doing brochures for a Health Group - I am intoxicated by the glamour of retirement villages.

[98tls]

So who the hell else sits there on front of their monitor drink 12 year old single malt whisky and dabbling on KB?? - or what else do you drink to 'enhance' your posting abilities?

(Or should this be on PD??)

Thats it matenext bazillon posts will be centered around "cops are paid to much" or "my brothers stepmums aunty house got burgled and" or the old favourite "you should lose your job".

[scumdog]

Thats it matenext bazillon posts will be centered around "cops are paid to much" or "my brothers stepmums aunty house got burgled and" or the old favourite "you should lose your job".

You on the good ol' Woodies again Mike??

[Disco Dan]

Good onya scummy, on the rum meself... had a rough day...

[scumdog]

Good onya scummy, on the rum meself... had a rough day...

Know what ya mean - my day wasn't too bad until knock-off time when a drongo travelling far too fast (ooh, I mentioned speeding!!) arsed-up off the road.
And blew over 800 when I breath tested him.

Felt like spitting on him.

3 hours after knock-off I was home.

[Disco Dan]

Crikey, well good on you.. always the quiet shifts that give you a suprise. Have a real quiet easy shift, then just before it's time to leave one of the clients decides to smack his flatmate out or cut his wrists or something and the whole shift just goes downhill...

I sneezed before and just about could have started a brewery....

[scumdog]

Crikey, well good on you.. always the quiet shifts that give you a suprise. Have a real quiet easy shift, then just before it's time to leave one of the clients decides to smack his flatmate out or cut his wrists or something and the whole shift just goes downhill...

I sneezed before and just about could have started a brewery....

And my 'single-malt sneeze' just about melted the monitor screen..

[Disco Dan]

And my 'single-malt sneeze' just about melted the monitor screen..

haha! It's when you wake up the next morning and lick your tash and have almost half a mouthful congealed on it...

[xwhatsit]

Stella Artois, of course. But that's not for KB posting abilities, that's for mad leet coding skillz

I wish I could afford 12 year old single malt. Actually, it'd probably be a waste; I like the taste of whisky, but I can't really appreciate it.

[MaxB]

Nothing for me, not after my Drambuie and needs a new keyboard incident.

[Disco Dan]

Nothing for me, not after my Drambuie and needs a new keyboard incident.

On my third genuine Apple keyboard... beer the first time (thanks morcs ), coffee the second.. and rum and coke the third time...

Saves me cleaning the smegging thing so blimin often I guess...